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Ohtani Signs With Dodgers For $700 Million, Will Get $58 After California Taxes
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Ohtani Signs With Dodgers For $700 Million, Will Get $58 After California Taxes
But think of all the social programs he’ll have at his disposal!
Ohtani Signs With Dodgers For $700 Million, Will Receive 58 Bucks After California Taxes
LOS ANGELES — Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani signed a record-shattering $700 million contract today with the Los Angeles Dodgers, which will net him about 58 bucks after taxes.
“I am very happy to have signed the largest baseball contract of all time,” said Ohtani through an interpreter. “I am thankful the Dodgers believe I am worth $700 million, which I am told after taxes will allow me to purchase two full-size sandwiches from Jimmy John’s. I am hoping to finally try the Italian Night Club.”
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Ohtani Signs With Dodgers For $700 Million, Will Receive 58 Bucks After California Taxes
LOS ANGELES — Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani signed a record-shattering $700 million contract today with the Los Angeles Dodgers, which will net him about 58 bucks after taxes.
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