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NYC Mayor To Migrants: If Your Prepaid Debit Card Runs Out You Can Rob Citizens
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NYC Mayor To Migrants: If Your Prepaid Debit Card Runs Out You Can Rob Citizens
NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly
NEW YORK, NY — Along with the announcement of a program that will provide illegal immigrants with pre-loaded debit cards, New York City Mayor Eric Adams assured migrants that if they run out of money on their prepaid debit cards, they can just rob an American citizen in person.
The announcement came as a relief to the tens of thousands of migrants who were concerned about what may happen if they burned through their taxpayer-funded free money, as they were promised by Mayor Adams that they could conveniently personally rob or burglarize Americans to replenish their funds.
“I don’t want the migrants to worry,” Mayor Adams said at a press conference. “These prepaid debit cards are not just a one-time payout. Once they spend all of the money loaded on their cards, they can simply resort to assaulting and holding up innocent Americans to get whatever money they need. We’re cutting out the middleman and passing the opportunity to rob Americans of their hard-earned money onto you!”
babylonbee.com
NEW YORK, NY — Along with the announcement of a program that will provide illegal immigrants with pre-loaded credit cards, New York City Mayor Eric Adams assured migrants that if they run out of money on their prepaid debit cards, … Continue reading
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