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National Guardsman Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We’re Not Being Invaded
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National Guardsman Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We’re Not Being Invaded
National Guardsman Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We’re Not Being Invaded
EL PASO, TX — Concerned servicemen protecting the southern U.S. border had his mind put at ease today, as a National Guardsman being trampled by migrants was glad to hear the country isn’t being invaded.
As he was being stampeded by a horde of rampaging foreign nationals, Private Cody Jones expressed relief when he was notified by a nearby mainstream media journalist that this was not an invasion.
“Oh, that’s good. At least it isn’t an invasion — OOOF,” he said as one migrant stomped on his face. “If this were an invasion — ARGH — I would really be worried about the — URGH — state of our country. But knowing that it’s just — AAACK — peaceful migrant refugees wanting to start a new life in America makes it — OWW — a lot better!”
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National Guardsman Being Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We're Not Being Invaded
EL PASO, TX — Concerned servicemen protecting the southern U.S. border had his mind put at ease today, as a National Guardsman being trampled by migrants was glad to hear the country isn't being invaded.
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LOL….’trampled’…riiiiight…..maybe time you go volunteer to help with the ‘invasion’? Don’t forget your rifle and fishing pole!
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