National Guardsman Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We’re Not Being Invaded

  • National Guardsman Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We’re Not Being Invaded

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on March 22, 2024 at 6:00 pm

    National Guardsman Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We’re Not Being Invaded

    EL PASO, TX — Concerned servicemen protecting the southern U.S. border had his mind put at ease today, as a National Guardsman being trampled by migrants was glad to hear the country isn’t being invaded.

    As he was being stampeded by a horde of rampaging foreign nationals, Private Cody Jones expressed relief when he was notified by a nearby mainstream media journalist that this was not an invasion.

    “Oh, that’s good. At least it isn’t an invasion — OOOF,” he said as one migrant stomped on his face. “If this were an invasion — ARGH — I would really be worried about the — URGH — state of our country. But knowing that it’s just — AAACK — peaceful migrant refugees wanting to start a new life in America makes it — OWW — a lot better!”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/national-guardsman-being-trampled-by-migrants-glad-to-hear-were-not-being-invaded

    Muscle4Muscle2009 replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago 2 Members · 1 Reply
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  • Muscle4Muscle2009

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    March 23, 2024 at 1:34 am

    LOL….’trampled’…riiiiight…..maybe time you go volunteer to help with the ‘invasion’? Don’t forget your rifle and fishing pole!

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