Mayor Warns Migrants Attacking NYPD Officers To Be Downgraded To 4-Star Hotels

  • Mayor Warns Migrants Attacking NYPD Officers To Be Downgraded To 4-Star Hotels

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on February 21, 2024 at 6:36 pm

    Things are getting serious!

    New York Mayor Warns Migrants If They Keep Attacking NYPD Officers, They’ll Be Downgraded To 4-Star Hotels

    NEW YORK, NY — During a recent press conference, Mayor Eric Adams announced that he will no longer tolerate migrant attacks against NYPD officers, warning that further incidents would result in a downgrade in migrant living accommodations from luxurious 5-star hotels to humble 4-star establishments.

    “We’re sending a strong, clear message that we mean business,” said Mayor Eric Adams sternly. “If you mess with New York’s finest, you’re going to have to have a slightly less luxurious stay.”

    “You can kiss those swan-shaped folded bath towels and mints on your pillow goodbye! That’s how seriously we take protecting our boys in blue,” added Mayor Adams. “No more Mr. Nice-Mayor! Gone are the days of hospitalizing local law enforcement by day and sleeping on 10,000 thread count Egyptian sheets by night!”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-mayor-warns-migrants-if-they-keep-attacking-nypd-officers-theyll-be-downgraded-to-living-in-4-star-hotels

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