Illegal Immigrants Politely Decline Free Flight On A Boeing Plane

  • Illegal Immigrants Politely Decline Free Flight On A Boeing Plane

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on March 18, 2024 at 4:52 pm

    Illegal Immigrants Politely Decline Free Flight On A Boeing

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — Though the federal government made a generous offer to fly them to another city in the country to start a new life in the U.S., a group of illegal immigrants politely declined to receive a free flight on a Boeing airplane.

    After illegally crossing the southern border, the Guatemalan migrants were kindly welcomed by government agents and offered a plane ticket free of charge, which they were glad to accept until they discovered the plane was a Boeing 737.

    “No thank you, I think I’ll just walk instead,” one migrant said through an interpreter as he walked out onto the tarmac at the airport and saw the plane. “I appreciate your generous gift, but I did not make the perilous journey from Guatemala to Texas on foot so I could die in that infernal death trap. I thought the American government was supposed to be treating migrants well, now they want me to climb on board a Boeing? Why not just launch me to St. Louis via catapult?”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrant-politely-declines-free-flight-on-a-boeing

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