Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia University Campus To Lead Protests

  • Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia University Campus To Lead Protests

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on April 27, 2024 at 6:01 pm

    Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

    NEW YORK, NY — In a dramatic entrance that left onlookers both baffled and concerned for their immediate safety, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar descended from the skies above the Columbia University campus via paraglider, ready to lead the charge in the latest round of protests.

    “Sometimes, you’ve got to glide right into the heart of the action and take the first shot,” said Omar, removing her parachute straps as she surveyed the gathering crowd. “I’m here as extra ammunition for these students in our fight against oppression.”

    Though many condemned Omar’s entrance as showing support for Hamas committing mass murder and rape, the Congresswoman remained undeterred. “Change doesn’t happen from the sidelines, my friends,” shouted Omar to the crowd of protesters. “You’ve got to get out there and tell President Biden: do NOT bring our hostages home! As my good friend Khymani James standing here beside me said, ‘Zionists do not deserve to live’. Intifada Revolution! Ceasefire now! From the river to the sea!”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-paraglides-into-columbia-campus-to-lead-protests

    ObscureandFuzzy replied 3 weeks ago 2 Members · 2 Replies
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  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    April 30, 2024 at 1:06 am

    More BS from babylonbee.com….c’mon obscure, wake up!

  • ObscureandFuzzy

    Organizer
    April 30, 2024 at 5:54 pm

    Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member April 30, 2024 at 1:06 am

    More BS from babylonbee.com….c’mon obscure, wake up!

    Wait, are you saying that she DIDN’T paraglide into the Columbia University campus?

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