House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States

  • House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on April 22, 2024 at 5:54 pm

    House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark bipartisan vote, the U.S. House of Representatives has voted to protect every country in the entire world, as long as that country isn’t named the United States.

    “Huzzah! We’ve done it!” Exclaimed Democrats and Republicans as they tearfully hugged each other. “Every single nation on the planet can enjoy the total protection of the United States military! Except the United States. We didn’t have time to add that to the bill. Maybe later.”

    The representatives then joyfully called their defense lobbyist donors to tell them the happy news.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/house-votes-to-protect-every-country-not-named-the-united-states

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