Democrat Judge Orders Texas Razor Wire Moved To Ukraine Border

  • Democrat Judge Orders Texas Razor Wire Moved To Ukraine Border

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on January 29, 2024 at 6:42 pm

    Breaking news:

    TEXAS — A federal court has issued an order to relocate all razor wire from the Texas-Mexico border to the Ukraine-Russia border. The decision comes after a judge has declared that razor wire is a cruel, inhumane form of defense that should never be used no matter what to protect Americans.

    The court’s ruling states that the evil, deplorable razor wire currently adorning the Texan landscape is to be carefully dismantled and shipped across the Atlantic to provide an extra layer of defense for Ukraine where it will then instantly become lifesaving and virtuous.

    <i style=””>”The razor wire on the Texas border must be removed at once as using such a horrible tool to secure the land of average Americans is a total abomination,” said Judge Alan Partridge. “Razor wire may only be used outside the Capitol to secure the place where politicians work — or, of course, in Ukraine.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/court-orders-texas-razor-wire-moved-to-ukraine-border

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