Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters

  • Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on February 29, 2024 at 9:43 pm

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    Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters

    BROWNSVILLE, TX — Amid record-breaking illegal immigration at the southern border, President Biden arrived in Brownsville Texas to address his voters, who had crossed into the United States the previous night.

    “Welcome, voters, make yourselves at home!” said Biden to a group of military-aged male Chinese nationals and a crowd of convicted felons from a maximum security Venezuelan prison. “My nurse Jill always says you people are unique breakfast tacos and I couldn’t have said it better. We’re excited for you to live here. You have plenty of great states to choose from, like Ohio, Pennsylvania, or any other crucial battleground states. I was… I… I…”

    “… well, anyway.”

    The confused migrant crowd was then directed to a welcome station to receive their smartphones, visa gift cards, and mail-in ballots.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-arrives-at-border-to-address-his-voters

    ObscureandFuzzy replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago 2 Members · 2 Replies
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  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    March 1, 2024 at 1:59 am

    The BS machine from the incompetent right cultists just won’t stop. If the clowns on the right did there job this would not be happening. Fuzzy, why did phoney mike and his lazy pretend ‘repubs’ and dickhead donny kill the latest bipartisan immigration bill….hmmmmmmmmmm

  • ObscureandFuzzy

    Organizer
    March 1, 2024 at 9:40 am

    Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member March 1, 2024 at 1:59 am

    The BS machine from the incompetent right cultists just won’t stop. If the clowns on the right did there job this would not be happening. Fuzzy, why did phoney mike and his lazy pretend ‘repubs’ and dickhead donny kill the latest bipartisan immigration bill….hmmmmmmmmmm

    I can help you with this, as you live in Canada and perhaps don’t have access to the text of the bill.

    In a nutshell, the bill allows up to 5,000 migrants/invaders into the USA each day, no questions asked. If the rolling average for the prior few days exceeds 5,000 per day, then DHS has the option to impose limitations on the number of migrants/invaders that can come in, until the rolling average falls below 5,000 a day.

    If we do the math, 5,000 per day times 365 days per year is 1,825,000 new migrants/invaders in the USA per year. That is simply not acceptable for many Americans and their representatives in Congress.

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