April Fools: Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve American People

  • April Fools: Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve American People

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on April 2, 2024 at 5:36 pm

    In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Doing their part to engage in the day’s traditional hijinx, the United States Congress played a hilarious April Fools joke by announcing they are working hard to serve the American people.

    In the ridiculous gag, timed perfectly to coincide lawmakers assured the public they are toiling tirelessly to devise solutions to the pressing problems faced by everyday Americans, totally owning their constituents in the process.

    “We promise to do our best,” Nancy Pelosi while holding back a snicker during a Congressional press conference. “The American people have our solemn pledge that everything we do in Washington, D.C. will be done for the benefit of the country and its citizens. We are here for one reason — and one reason only — to work hard on your behalf.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people

    ObscureandFuzzy replied 1 week ago 3 Members · 4 Replies
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  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    April 2, 2024 at 11:38 pm

    ObscureandFuzzy: Are you as stupid as your posts suggest? Remember, garbage-in-garbage out.

  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    April 2, 2024 at 11:42 pm

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  • Strayan

    Member
    April 10, 2024 at 11:39 pm

    Reminds me of when Obama promised that : he would not rest, until every American who wanted a job, had one. Then went and played golf, in Hawaii.

  • ObscureandFuzzy

    Organizer
    April 11, 2024 at 5:37 pm

    @Strayan

    Member April 10, 2024 at 11:39 pm

    Reminds me of when Obama promised that : he would not rest, until every American who wanted a job, had one. Then went and played golf, in Hawaii.

    Yes, I remember that.

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