Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union

  • Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on March 7, 2024 at 8:59 pm

    Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Important preparations were in full swing in the nation’s capital today, as White House aides were seen attaching marionette strings to President Joe Biden just hours ahead of tonight’s State of the Union address.

    Witnesses reported seeing staffers hurriedly fastening the strings to various points of the president’s body to ensure his movements would be as lifelike as possible while giving his speech.

    “Hopefully this makes it seem like he’s alive,” one aide was heard saying as he attached the end of one string to Biden’s right elbow. “It’s worked for the other State of the Union speeches he’s given the last couple of years, so we’ll keep our fingers crossed that everyone will be fooled again. It gets more challenging each year.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-fitting-marionette-strings-to-biden-ahead-of-state-of-the-union

    Strayan replied 2 weeks, 6 days ago 2 Members · 3 Replies
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  • Strayan

    Member
    March 11, 2024 at 4:42 am

    While China had their hand, up the puppets arse.

  • ObscureandFuzzy

    Organizer
    March 11, 2024 at 5:50 pm

    @Strayan

    Member March 11, 2024 at 4:42 am

    While China had their hand, up the puppets arse.

    Hahaha!

  • Strayan

    Member
    March 30, 2024 at 9:09 am

    Anyone one seen the ventriloquist, who uses a Biden like puppet. It loos so real, and Joe has a hand up his arse too

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