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Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union
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Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union
Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Important preparations were in full swing in the nation’s capital today, as White House aides were seen attaching marionette strings to President Joe Biden just hours ahead of tonight’s State of the Union address.
Witnesses reported seeing staffers hurriedly fastening the strings to various points of the president’s body to ensure his movements would be as lifelike as possible while giving his speech.
“Hopefully this makes it seem like he’s alive,” one aide was heard saying as he attached the end of one string to Biden’s right elbow. “It’s worked for the other State of the Union speeches he’s given the last couple of years, so we’ll keep our fingers crossed that everyone will be fooled again. It gets more challenging each year.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-fitting-marionette-strings-to-biden-ahead-of-state-of-the-union
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Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Important preparations were in full swing in the nation's capital today, as White House aides were seen attaching marionette strings to President Joe Biden just hours ahead of tonight's State of the Union address.
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While China had their hand, up the puppets arse.
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Anyone one seen the ventriloquist, who uses a Biden like puppet. It loos so real, and Joe has a hand up his arse too
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