Supreme Court Rules Texas Must Replace Barbed Wire With Giant Red Carpet

  • Supreme Court Rules Texas Must Replace Barbed Wire With Giant Red Carpet

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on January 24, 2024 at 6:46 pm

    Now THIS is the proper way to welcome the millions of “future U.S. citizens” that will be coming in to the country across the southern border this year!

    Supreme Court Rules Texas Must Replace Barbed Wire With Giant Red Carpet

    NOGALES — In yet another 5-4 decision, the United States Supreme Court has ruled that Texas must remove all barbed wire along the border and replace it with a massive, plush red carpet.

    “How will migrants be able to get in the country if there’s barbed wire in the way?” said a visibly confused Justice Sotomayor. “They might get hurt! An elegant red carpet makes much more sense. It’s soft and red and can helpfully point the way to gaps along our border and make our new migrants feel welcome. It says that in the Constitution somewhere. Like, in Section 3 Article B or whatever.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-texas-must-replace-barbed-wire-with-red-carpet

    ObscureandFuzzy replied 3 weeks, 3 days ago 6 Members · 6 Replies
  • 6 Replies
  • Blaine

    Member
    January 24, 2024 at 7:43 pm

    LMAO!!!

  • bigbanana

    Member
    January 25, 2024 at 12:15 am

    No one cares!! So why post it here?

  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    January 25, 2024 at 1:30 am

    And Abbott was having so much fun taking a wheelchair stroll down to the filthy Rio Grande during his lunch break to pick body parts out of the barbed wire!

  • metta

    Member
    January 25, 2024 at 2:03 am

    It is Congress that has a right to create new immigration laws in the USA that also respect international laws. Republican politicians like to manipulate people with the issue without actually creating reasonable legal humane ways to solve the issues.

  • Metatron

    Member
    January 26, 2024 at 10:20 am

    It’s better than that . They get free health care if they take the free bus ticket to California. All they have to do is sign their mail in ballot fot the November election.

  • ObscureandFuzzy

    Organizer
    January 27, 2024 at 10:41 am

    @metta

    Member January 25, 2024 at 2:03 am

    It is Congress that has a right to create new immigration laws in the USA that also respect international laws. Republican politicians like to manipulate people with the issue without actually creating reasonable legal humane ways to solve the issues.

    Mr. Metta, see my response here:

    https://realjock.com/groups/news-politics-non-israel-palestinian/forum/discussion/the-usa-migrant-invasion-problem/

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