Latest Polls: Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win This Time

  • Latest Polls: Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win This Time

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on May 13, 2024 at 6:07 pm

    Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

    U.S. — As former President Donald Trump continued to build a sizeable lead in a majority of swing states, the latest polls suggest President Joe Biden would need twice as many fake ballots to win the election this year.

    The startling poll results presented the Biden campaign with a sobering reminder that the standard number of fake ballots used in previous election years needed to be increased significantly for him to win again in November.

    “We’ve got to double our target number of fake votes this year,” said a Biden campaign insider under the condition of anonymity. “In previous years, we could just coast by with the standard quota of shenanigans, but this year, we’ve got to increase our production of hijinx and substantially raise the output of malarky.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year

    ObscureandFuzzy replied 1 week, 6 days ago 3 Members · 5 Replies
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  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    May 14, 2024 at 12:45 am

    The BS just never stops. Maybe you should get a job at the RNC Cult Center…They are always looking for clueless, gullible, and stupid people to join their cult…oh but bring cash only…the initiation costs are high but OH SO WORTH IT…LOL LOL

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  • Strayan

    Member
    May 14, 2024 at 10:13 am

    Democrats of Chicago used to say, and maybe still do, : vote early, vote many times.

  • ObscureandFuzzy

    Organizer
    May 14, 2024 at 5:29 pm

    Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member May 14, 2024 at 12:45 am

    The BS just never stops. Maybe you should get a job at the RNC Cult Center…They are always looking for clueless, gullible, and stupid people to join their cult…oh but bring cash only…the initiation costs are high but OH SO WORTH IT…LOL LOL

    Thanks for the CANADIAN point of view. How about posting something about YOUR country?

  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    May 15, 2024 at 12:37 am

    ObscureandFuzzy….I am NOT from Canada or Canadian…just because I don’t spew the same conspiratorial BS, lie, mis-inform, mis-direct or live on propaganda TV like you, does not make me non-american, dipshit. You migt be surprised to learn that there are MILLIONS of americans out there that are just as sick and tired of all the maga BS nonsense, lies, corruption, conspiracy nonsense. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see don and his ass-lickers for how and what they stand for. The republican party is dead and you can thank don and red states for that! Get some help…

  • ObscureandFuzzy

    Organizer
    May 15, 2024 at 10:01 am

    Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member May 15, 2024 at 12:37 am

    ObscureandFuzzy….I am NOT from Canada or Canadian…just because I don’t spew the same conspiratorial BS, lie, mis-inform, mis-direct or live on propaganda TV like you, does not make me non-american, dipshit. You migt be surprised to learn that there are MILLIONS of americans out there that are just as sick and tired of all the maga BS nonsense, lies, corruption, conspiracy nonsense. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see don and his ass-lickers for how and what they stand for. The republican party is dead and you can thank don and red states for that! Get some help…

    So…. are you lying on your profile, or lying on your post above?

    And BTW… I do agree with you to some extent about the Republican party. There won’t be another Republican President for a few decades (if ever) and Republicans won’t control Congress for a few decades (if ever) too. So the USA is going to be “comfortably” under Democrat rule for the foreseeable future.

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