Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

  • Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

    Posted by ObscureandFuzzy on May 6, 2024 at 5:46 pm

    Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

    LOUISVILLE, KY — The annual spectacle and revelry of the world’s most famous horse race was interrupted by an awkward moment as Kristi Noem attended the Kentucky Derby to see if any horses needed to be put down.

    The South Dakota governor arrived at Churchill Downs decked out in the traditional spectator garb, complete with a festive hat and brandishing a shotgun with which she offered to put any unwanted horses out of their misery.

    “Hey, guys! I’m ready to shoot some animals if anyone needs me to! Anyone? Anyone have a bad horse they need me to take care of?” Noem shouted excitedly as she strolled along the lower concourse with her 12-gauge locked and loaded. “I mean it. I’m here to do the hard things. If anybody has a horse they don’t want, just say the word. I can take care of that for you. Permanently. I’m dishing out heaping portions of lead salad here, folks. Tell me when.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-attends-kentucky-derby-to-see-if-any-horses-need-to-be-put-down

    Strayan replied 2 weeks, 6 days ago 3 Members · 2 Replies
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  • Muscle4Muscle2009

    Member
    May 7, 2024 at 12:55 am

    Stop putting stupid c**** in leadership roles! Krissy should go work in a kill pit at a slaughter house for kittens.

  • Strayan

    Member
    May 9, 2024 at 4:21 am

    They shot horse’s don’t they.

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