Member since: 01/31/07
Last active: 01/09/09
Profile updated: 12/28/08
Direct link: http://www.realjock.com/turtlesarecool
Age: 31
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
Relationship Status: Single
Looking for: Friends, Dating or Relationship, Hookup, Training Buddies, Online Chat, Web Cam
MY STATS AND INFO
Build: Defined
Height: 6' 3''
Weight: 175 lbs
Waist: 30 inches
Chest: 600 inches
Arms: 900 inches
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Brown
Ethnicity: White
My gym: lifetime fitness
Weight training: 4 times per week
60 minutes per session
Cardio training: 2 times per week
20 minutes per session
Sports I like: Baseball, Basketball, Bodybuilding, Cycling, Football (American), Golf, Hockey, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis
Other sports I like: Do gladiator sports count? No, not like the ones in "Airplane" ... wait, come back Kareem: I kid!
Events I'm attending:
HIV status: HIV -
Safer sex?: Always
ABOUT ME
A) You got tired of watching Bill O'Reilly cursing on that retro "A Current Affair" clip.
Ok, that's a lie: No one gets sick of that.
B) You figured reading this would keep the nuke codes away from Palin.
C) You think it's the best way to keep the Rays out of the World Series.
Wait, they beat the Red Sox? The Rays? Team that dreams of getting 12 fans to a game?
Wow. Sucks to be me.
Anyhow, I seem to be on AIM or yahoo more than here, so if you want to talk about the '81 Bengals or '92 US Open (hehe), the code is acepac22 on AIM, perryjaws on yahoo.
or D) You feel reading this will help you someday become dictator of a third-world country.
Guess what pal? Already beat you there!
Or you're just bored. I'll accept all answers.
GUYS I'M LOOKING TO MEET
Do I really have to disect this one? I doubt you're still reading and ... hey! Get your hands off that thing. You don't know where your hands have been!
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