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A LOVE NOTE...or???
Azstreaker Posts: 616
Sep 24, 2008 5:44 AM GMT
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Hey Bro's

I am not sure what to say about this love note...or what ever you want to call it. I guess I need to tell him something. He's one hot fucker....but.....


What should I do???

LOL

Here it is:

Thanks, thanks for getting back to me... Great pics you have, let me compliment you. I was especially impressed by your muscled and defined body, the kind of body I am working hard to get someday.

Dude, WOULD YOU EVER BOTTOM FOR ME??? Watch the pics of you, and I get a sudden TURN ON. The sole idea of having sex with you makes the blood boil in my veins.

My cock hardens in anticipation
My foreskin pulls backs to reveal the lustrous knob of my tool
The slit of my cockhead swells and becomes more obvious, and starts to ooze pre-cum...

Waiting for your hands to caress, to grab, to stroke it,
For your mouth to deeply suck and lick on it,
For your big cock to throb and ooze while I am stroking it
For your muscled body to tremble while I caress you
For your ass to tightly twitch around my cock
Until you make me shoot inside your lovehole, the same time your body shakes in ecstasy

Wow! EXCUSE ME for the dirty, explicit language, let me hold my horses… fantasizing made me forget about good manners.

Oh, he is not from this site....at least I hope not. Well I did not mention any names...

lilTanker Posts: 1131
Sep 24, 2008 6:36 AM GMT
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*coughs*

Umm... if your keen... Go for it
smthbear808 Posts: 71
Sep 24, 2008 8:48 AM GMT
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Whaat should you do? Okay, are you kidding?
Go for it dude! Manners hell its about getting your freak on. Were gay men for chrissakes get on with life....what are you waiting for! Oh and since this is close to halloween, don't stick anything in unless its been wrapped." Have fun and good luck!
qalbi30 Posts: 82
Sep 24, 2008 11:51 AM GMT
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In the past I received a similar "love letter" it was from a handsome ambulance driver that I had flirted with at work.
When the longed for moment finely arrived it was a real "let down" all talk and very little action !

Hope that you will have better luck.

Regards,R.
FitExecutive Posts: 49
Sep 24, 2008 12:07 PM GMT
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Hmm... anyone that uses the term "lustrous knob" is a bit suspect , but you might set that aside and have a real conversation. He might just have accidentally trained himself to write in those terms when he's trying to be sexy.
BodyWork4 Posts: 748
Sep 24, 2008 6:43 PM GMT
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Give him my address...

I've learned a guy that can think/write/talk like that can deliver, LOL.

What the hell mate, if you think he's worth a shot go for it!
You don't have to put out, cuz if that's all he wants, he'd move on soon enuff.
redheadguy Posts: 2221
Sep 24, 2008 6:45 PM GMT
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He sounds like a timewaster and fantasist to me. Delete it and find someone who has actually had sex in the last 10 years.
Red_Vespa Posts: 1333
Sep 24, 2008 6:49 PM GMT
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BodyWork4 said
I've learned a guy that can think/write/talk like that can deliver, LOL.


Assuming he DID write it, and not some Cyrano de Bergerac deception. And nowadays you can find stuff like that all over the web to copy, so you don't even need your own personal ghost author helping you.

But it might be fun to see if his knob really is lustrous. Take lots of pics to share.
GQjock Posts: 3686
Sep 25, 2008 7:41 AM GMT
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ADD HALLMARK FOR THE HOLIDAYS

For those you love .... so they remember
Azstreaker Posts: 616
Sep 27, 2008 7:46 AM GMT
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TylerSF saidu should fuck him with his lovehole up in the air !


I think that's a good idea. He wants my virgin hole...well I don't think so!!!

BEND OVER BITCH...How's that for a love note...back...LOL

Just feeling a bit heated up now.
alexander7 Posts: 607
Sep 27, 2008 12:49 PM GMT
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Ok, lustrous knob of his tool, are you really, truly, a shining beacon in this world. Well, I guess it is possible. You are covered with that foreskin most of the time and when you fill with blood you ooze precum. You could be in a dark room and the only light is from the computer screen illuminating your shining acorn shape or possibly that human body you are attached to is holding a torch directed toward you like a star on a stage. OK, it is possible you are lustrous, but the question is, are you the only brilliant thing in the room.
lilTanker Posts: 1131
Sep 27, 2008 9:30 PM GMT
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TylerSF said
Azstreaker said
TylerSF saidu should fuck him with his lovehole up in the air !


I think that's a good idea. He wants my virgin hole...well I don't think so!!!

BEND OVER BITCH...How's that for a love note...back...LOL

Just feeling a bit heated up now.


Hehe I saw your profile pic ! you're totally a top bro ! who is he kidding ? f****** u ? hehe he better think again !


What, you've never wanted to get a top on his knees squirming with your cock in his arse?
Azstreaker Posts: 616
Oct 04, 2008 5:55 AM GMT
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lilTanker said
TylerSF said
Azstreaker said
TylerSF saidu should fuck him with his lovehole up in the air !


I think that's a good idea. He wants my virgin hole...well I don't think so!!!

BEND OVER BITCH...How's that for a love note...back...LOL

Just feeling a bit heated up now.


Hehe I saw your profile pic ! you're totally a top bro ! who is he kidding ? f****** u ? hehe he better think again !


What, you've never wanted to get a top on his knees squirming with your cock in his arse?


yeah...bend over~
lilTanker Posts: 1131
Oct 04, 2008 1:20 PM GMT
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Azstreaker said
lilTanker said
TylerSF said
Azstreaker said
TylerSF saidu should fuck him with his lovehole up in the air !


I think that's a good idea. He wants my virgin hole...well I don't think so!!!

BEND OVER BITCH...How's that for a love note...back...LOL

Just feeling a bit heated up now.


Hehe I saw your profile pic ! you're totally a top bro ! who is he kidding ? f****** u ? hehe he better think again !


What, you've never wanted to get a top on his knees squirming with your cock in his arse?


yeah...bend over~


well... umm.. I've not real come back for that.
BigSETXjock Posts: 387
Oct 04, 2008 3:16 PM GMT
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This sounds like it could be a pretty hot offer. If he has at least 5 real pics and you have seen him on webcam, offer to meet him in a public place and check it out.

I didn't see the part about you being all top. Not sure I understand why anyone is all top or all bottom. Why would you limit yourself only half the "all you can eat" buffet?
Azstreaker Posts: 616
Oct 05, 2008 2:32 AM GMT
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BigSETXjock saidThis sounds like it could be a pretty hot offer. If he has at least 5 real pics and you have seen him on webcam, offer to meet him in a public place and check it out.

I didn't see the part about you being all top. Not sure I understand why anyone is all top or all bottom. Why would you limit yourself only half the "all you can eat" buffet?


It would seem that this notion of top or bottom would take another posting to talk about. I am often approached from dudes in 2 ways.......I am sure you can guess. His pics are real and I have seen him on cam and that's how I like to show I am real too. I have had enough of my photos used on fake accounts already....

I do know why I like men and it's not just the ass either.
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