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Let's use "The Secret" to our advantage!

Let us use our collective conscious power to deal a blow against credulous thinking. Whenever you are not busy please imagine the thread in this forum about "the secret" disappearing. We can do it, make it vanish! Think hard! Computer coding on servers miles away will bend to our will! The universe will respond to our commands! Go forth and think hard oh ye rational minds of Realjock.

I am thinking *very* *very* hard........ make it happen!

you are so lucky you're cute ... or else .. we'd try to make you disappear

(ya know I'm kidding ...)

Delivis saidLet's use "The Secret" to our advantage!

Let us use our collective conscious power to deal a blow against credulous thinking. Whenever you are not busy please imagine the thread in this forum about "the secret" disappearing. We can do it, make it vanish! Think hard! Computer coding on servers miles away will bend to our will! The universe will respond to our commands! Go forth and think hard oh ye rational minds of Realjock.

That is fucking brilliant.

Can we make the gay Republicans vanish too?

Delivis is apparently hat'n on people simply for not sharing his disbelief in something. Why does it bother you so much you wish it to disappear? If you don't like it simply don't read it.

Tres charmant.....................entropy at nearly the speed of light.

Whom might you be referring to Ursa?

Not you. Look, this is the same thread. Lets pick on Pattison, Gay Republicans, etc. I am as guilty as anyone, so I am in no position to point any fingers. However, couldn't we be a shred more cheerful?

I mean, most of you guys are on this thing as much as me. It is a sort of online home away from home. Do we really want to live in some squalid reality show where we imagine people off of The Island?

It really is a question. I am asking in all earnestness.

Terry

muchmorethanmuscle saidWhom might you be referring to Ursa?

"Can we make the gay Republicans vanish too?"

How bout we just wish them enlightenment? Some of them are sexy.

Oh, all right, if y'all insist on being grownups, I take back my snark about gay Republicans. All that repression makes them really hot in bed, anyway.

And I know this for a fact.

Wait... if it's "The Secret" how come everybody knows about it?

oh... because it's total bullshit.

Except for Secret deodorant. That's real. And it's strong enough for a man.

I will call upon the power of Zorgon

And upon the power of hypnosis

And Liberace (flying no less)



oops! looks like Liberace flew the coop!

Can you believe that, wasn't Liberace the limit?

I don't understand.

ursamajor saidCan you believe that, wasn't Liberace the limit?

If you believe, there are no limits!

Timberoo saidI don't understand.

Thats because it is a secret!

We are turning our negativity in positive energy by making Liberace fly, planning fuck-a-republican-with-a-strap-on-dildo day, and other upbeat things.

Liberace is upbeat!

Google returns 8,650,000 photos of Cher.

I chose this special family shot.





Chastity is very upbeat.

ursamajor saidGoogle returns 8,650,000 photos of Cher.

I chose this special family shot.





Chastity is very upbeat.

Oh wow, that's the guy from 'The King of Queens' on the right, isn't it?

Alright, nevermind. In the spirit of happiness, I'll admit I know who it is. Sonny used to be our Mayor out here, after all.

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How dare you try and use the power of the collective conscious for such trivial persuits! However, on an individual level, I have no problem asserting my powers. I mean, I did single mindedly compel some of RealJock's worst to...leave. No need for me to qualify them, you remember. But seriously, we are a team, there is no I in GAY. Isn't it time we stop all the petty sqaubbling and stand....as ONE?

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I can feel my credulity melting away. Wow, that's powerful stuff.

Damn, i didnt expect this thread to get this many replies.

Thought of this disappearing quote:

"Your first husband also disappeared under mysterious circumstances."
"But that was his job. He was an illusionist."
"But he never reappeared!"
"He wasn't a very good illusionist."

Guess the movie and you get a prize... speaking of which, while we are making things vanish... can we get send my job into the great beyond, but not the salary?

Delivis saidDamn, i didnt expect this thread to get this many replies.

You'd get more if you opened it up to irrational people.

Hey is anyone in the mood for some more love poems?

Roses are red
and don't grow in muck
if you lived here
I'd love to...

Only I exist, but I'm lonely...

...hence the Universe!

Now if only I could wish hard enough for a hot boyfriend. Something is blocking me... must be the kryptonite that I imagined existed on every cookie I eat. *sigh*

Cookies...

Unfair! Why do I have to be such a masochist!

GuiltyGear said
Roses are red
and don't grow in muck
if you lived here
I'd love to...

LOL..Oh GG..you charm the pants right down all the way to my ankles!

LOL!!