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would you kick the dude above you???
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 27, 2008 8:11 PM GMT
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I'm trying to sleep.

Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 27, 2008 8:11 PM GMT
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HELL YEAH!

Caslon7000 Posts: 7932
Jul 27, 2008 8:45 PM GMT
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I'd like to give you a kick, but not that kind.
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 27, 2008 8:53 PM GMT
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For that innuendo.

WATAAAAAAAAAA!!!!



I'm a demure virgin.
Timberoo Posts: 2803
Jul 27, 2008 8:57 PM GMT
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roundhouse to the ass
Wellu Posts: 17
Jul 27, 2008 10:37 PM GMT
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Noooo, that would be rude! But if he tried to steal my wallet, he'd be fishing my shoe from his ass for weeks! And find it from his lungs.
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 2283
Jul 27, 2008 10:40 PM GMT
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Not a chance...and I wouldn't try stealing his wallet either.
Wellu Posts: 17
Jul 27, 2008 10:42 PM GMT
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Awww...dat's soooo sweet of you....Curious....SMMOOOOCH!
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 2283
Jul 27, 2008 10:54 PM GMT
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Back at ya!!! ;-)
Wellu Posts: 17
Jul 27, 2008 11:10 PM GMT
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Have you had your tonsils removed....or did I just swallow them? Gave you a hot one with tongue...
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 2283
Jul 27, 2008 11:14 PM GMT
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Ummmm, that was my left lung
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 27, 2008 11:24 PM GMT
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Sean_85 Posts: 1004
Jul 27, 2008 11:30 PM GMT
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only because you want to be kicked sed

I kicked enough people at soccer today.. fuck'n lost 1-0 I hate loosing!
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 27, 2008 11:34 PM GMT
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*kicks Sean for losing*
SilverBird Posts: 452
Jul 27, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
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I cant kick the guy who made my sweet ass picture
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2814
Jul 27, 2008 11:39 PM GMT
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Wouldn't want to hurt him.
SilverBird Posts: 452
Jul 27, 2008 11:42 PM GMT
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MikePhil saidWouldn't want to hurt him.


Are you saying im soft or just being nice?
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2814
Jul 27, 2008 11:54 PM GMT
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SilverBird said
MikePhil saidWouldn't want to hurt him.


Are you saying im soft or just being nice?





Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm........................I'm being nice

Softy
GuiltyGear Posts: 2812
Jul 27, 2008 11:55 PM GMT
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SilverBird Posts: 452
Jul 28, 2008 12:03 AM GMT
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MikePhil said
SilverBird said
MikePhil saidWouldn't want to hurt him.


Are you saying im soft or just being nice?





Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm........................I'm being nice

Softy


Nice use of tiny font.

and to Guiltygear
Photobucket

only b/c i know you can take it
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2814
Jul 28, 2008 12:05 AM GMT
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GuiltyGear said



Is that you trying to kick me GG And I stress "TRYING"
GuiltyGear Posts: 2812
Jul 28, 2008 12:07 AM GMT
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No, it was just me posting a pretty graphic.
dancerjack Posts: 878
Jul 28, 2008 12:16 AM GMT
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um, no. i want to live. lacey panties or not, there is no way i'd kick this man.
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2814
Jul 28, 2008 12:29 AM GMT
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GuiltyGear said
No, it was just me posting a pretty graphic.


Where do you get those things

And DJ, GG is a big softy, so kick away you won't hurt him

I wouldn't want to hurt you either so, I don't think I will kick you
Shortnsexystu... Posts: 174
Jul 28, 2008 12:29 AM GMT
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He already knows what I'd do to him but it doesn't involve kicking Take that dancerjack!
Shortnsexystu... Posts: 174
Jul 28, 2008 12:30 AM GMT
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Awww, Mike you snuck in before me!!!!!
gymguy1 Posts: 994
Jul 28, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
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Nope, I dont like using violence. I use my feet to run and occasionally shake my ass.
WolfRain Posts: 10
Jul 28, 2008 2:44 AM GMT
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GuiltyGear said


Hahah awesome Kim Gif Guilty Gear, are you a SNK fan? (SNK and Capcom fan boy here)


On Topic:

No, I would rather give the person above me a stealthy bear hug so...I could feel ummm...wait is that against the rules?
SilverBird Posts: 452
Jul 28, 2008 2:46 AM GMT
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WolfRain said
GuiltyGear said


Hahah awesome Kim Gif Guilty Gear, are you a SNK fan? (SNK and Capcom fan boy here)


On Topic:

No, I would rather give the person above me a stealthy bear hug so...I could feel ummm...wait is that against the rules?


in your case its legal
GuiltyGear Posts: 2812
Jul 28, 2008 2:47 AM GMT
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MunchingZombi... Posts: 2092
Jul 28, 2008 3:00 AM GMT
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Kick guilty?

Not only is he one of my favorite posters, but he looks like he could kick my ass and gnaw on my bones when he is done.
stonecoldfoxb... Posts: 179
Jul 28, 2008 3:26 AM GMT
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Absolutely not. Why would I?
Sportzdog Posts: 52
Jul 28, 2008 3:27 AM GMT
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I would try, but the abs of steel might break my foot...
meninlove Posts: 1142
Jul 28, 2008 4:04 AM GMT
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Nope, I'd never kick a poet.
Unless he was ee cummings!
26mileman Posts: 594
Jul 28, 2008 4:27 AM GMT
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He's holding a dog...c'mon guys! Besides, kicking is for girls.
ShawnTX Posts: 2153
Jul 28, 2008 4:41 AM GMT
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Sigh...I'm stuck with 26mileman...so no, I wouldn't kick him.

spoil my fun
Freakyninjamo... Posts: 719
Jul 28, 2008 4:47 AM GMT
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I'd get ready to kick, then trip and fall forward "accidently" sticking my lips to his nips.
GuiltyGear Posts: 2812
Jul 28, 2008 5:06 AM GMT
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WolfRain said
GuiltyGear said


Hahah awesome Kim Gif Guilty Gear, are you a SNK fan? (SNK and Capcom fan boy here)




.....................................

Oh yes, more than a fan. Check out this groovy geek treasure here. LOL, Geese looks sorta like MuchMoreThanMuscle @ RealJock.com as this figure. OMG, MuchMore in a skirt...I just wet myself.

......................................
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ZDREW Posts: 1947
Jul 28, 2008 6:23 AM GMT
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I'd kick everyone here. And y'all would like it.

Um....except for Guilty. He'd squash me like a bug, and he's the only fine lady here I fear.
SurrealLife Posts: 4377
Jul 28, 2008 7:32 AM GMT
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Nope, I don't kick cute cuddly guys.
Freakyninjamo... Posts: 719
Jul 28, 2008 5:09 PM GMT
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I might kick zdrew......but only cuz he's already got a BF. Grrrr.
ZDREW Posts: 1947
Jul 28, 2008 5:15 PM GMT
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Freakyninjamonkey saidI might kick zdrew......but only cuz he's already got a BF. Grrrr.


Oh, don't let that stop you, frikky-frikky. He kicks me, too.

And... *punt*
StripperRocco Posts: 2031
Jul 28, 2008 5:17 PM GMT
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HI-YA!
a1972guy Posts: 1932
Jul 28, 2008 5:26 PM GMT
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Just to get him on the ground to take FULL advantage of him!!!
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1239
Jul 28, 2008 6:02 PM GMT
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I kick a1972guy all the time! He LOVES it!
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 28, 2008 6:58 PM GMT
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HighVoltageGuy =





































































In case no one still got it, this thread is a parody of the still alive and... erm... kicking 'would you kiss the dude above you???'
ShawnTX Posts: 2153
Jul 28, 2008 7:06 PM GMT
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Sedative said
In case no one still got it, this thread is a parody of the still alive and... erm... kicking 'would you kiss the dude above you???'


That may be, but I'd still kick you!
nysexy Posts: 780
Jul 28, 2008 7:21 PM GMT
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I don't kick...ther is something else i can do though..also begins with a "k"...4 letter word...n e guesses???
joggerva Posts: 496
Jul 28, 2008 7:31 PM GMT
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nysexy saidI don't kick...ther is something else i can do though..also begins with a "k"...4 letter word...n e guesses???


Ooo, ooo, I know... "knap"

knapv. t. - To strike smartly; to rap; to snap
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 28, 2008 7:32 PM GMT
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*knaps joggerva*
nysexy Posts: 780
Jul 29, 2008 12:16 PM GMT
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I SHALL KNAP YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!
HndsmKansan Posts: 3126
Jul 29, 2008 12:42 PM GMT
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Well there NYSEXY... I would trip you up...
ursamajor Posts: 1409
Jul 29, 2008 12:42 PM GMT
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It would break my painted toenails, so no, I would "release the hounds".

T
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 29, 2008 3:37 PM GMT
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I'll scratch his toenail polish. Nay... gouge out his toenails! MWAHAHA!
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Jul 29, 2008 3:39 PM GMT
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Yeah, Sed deserves a good kick now and then to keep him in line.
PHLmuscle8 Posts: 297
Jul 29, 2008 3:50 PM GMT
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Yes... it's the least I can do for anyone with 1668 posts.

helium Posts: 275
Jul 30, 2008 3:41 AM GMT
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I wouldn't do that since I would be afraid of getting my ass kicked.
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jul 30, 2008 2:42 PM GMT
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*kicks helium*



adidasguy Posts: 5
Jul 31, 2008 9:37 PM GMT
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I'd go with a judo chop.

I've always liked judo chops for some reason.
26mileman Posts: 594
Aug 01, 2008 5:07 AM GMT
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Kicking is so gay!

I prefer to scratch, with my long nails.
blink777 Posts: 499
Aug 01, 2008 5:13 AM GMT
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I'd flip kick him... Wouldn't that be SWEET??
26mileman Posts: 594
Aug 01, 2008 5:15 AM GMT
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What is flip kicking?
docmarvy Posts: 96
Aug 01, 2008 5:19 AM GMT
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I'd kick it old school with 26mileman. The cabbage patch, the running man, churn the butter. We would rule the dance floor.
blink777 Posts: 499
Aug 01, 2008 7:51 AM GMT
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26mileman saidWhat is flip kicking?

Hitting with your foot while doing a back flip
Jockbod48 Posts: 1486
Aug 01, 2008 8:12 AM GMT
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Kick Blink777? Nope - something else though!
SurrealLife Posts: 4377
Aug 01, 2008 1:56 PM GMT
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Only if he refused to give me some pointers about great anal sex.
muttskins Posts: 904
Aug 01, 2008 2:00 PM GMT
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No, only if he kicked me first!
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1239
Aug 01, 2008 2:21 PM GMT
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muttskins - No I would not kick him for fear that all you other RJers would throw down. Oh wait...that'd be hot! HELL YEAH I'D KICK HIM!
SAHEM62896 Posts: 1220
Aug 01, 2008 2:25 PM GMT
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not on purpose..... but i'd kiss the boo-boo afterward!
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Aug 02, 2008 3:56 AM GMT
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BootToTheHead!
blink777 Posts: 499
Aug 02, 2008 4:17 AM GMT
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Chuck Norris.

'Nuff said.
GuiltyGear Posts: 2812
Aug 02, 2008 4:38 AM GMT
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Right into my bed...OOF! Get in there!
SinNombre Posts: 339
Aug 02, 2008 4:58 AM GMT
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I'd kick him...but it'd have to be one hell of a kick because he's a big dude. Lol. Aim directly for the nuts maybe. Sorry GuiltyGear. It's your ass or mine. Lol!
helium Posts: 275
Aug 02, 2008 4:59 AM GMT
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Maybe but that's only if he had it coming.
GuiltyGear Posts: 2812
Aug 02, 2008 5:31 AM GMT
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In2LectualBlkMan saidI'd kick him...but it'd have to be one hell of a kick because he's a big dude. Lol. Aim directly for the nuts maybe. Sorry GuiltyGear. It's your ass or mine. Lol!


My mother kicked me in the nutts once. She said it hurt her foot and I didn't feel a thing.
...............................Photobucket
Guy101 Posts: 873
Aug 02, 2008 5:35 AM GMT
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Yes. Yes I would.

I'd like to kick it with GG. LOL.
metropolitan Posts: 551
Aug 02, 2008 6:02 AM GMT
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Let's kick it together.


nysexy Posts: 780
Aug 02, 2008 7:34 AM GMT
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HndsmKansan saidWell there NYSEXY... I would trip you up...


and then what Hnsm??

Kick metropolitan??? No way...i was taught not to kick beautiful things
muttskins Posts: 904
Aug 02, 2008 9:06 AM GMT
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Yes, for keeping me in a cage while Zim went about with RobbieRob! (j/k)
metropolitan Posts: 551
Aug 02, 2008 2:45 PM GMT
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muttskins saidYes, for keeping me in a cage while Zim went about with RobbieRob! (j/k)


mutts, you were set up


thnks nysexy




I wouldn't kick mutts

unless he steals my shoes



EDIT: you might notice that I have become an lolcatoholic
nysexy Posts: 780
Aug 03, 2008 7:44 AM GMT
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muttskins saidYes, for keeping me in a cage while Zim went about with RobbieRob! (j/k)


Aww...Mutt...that was just some tough love...you know i had the best intentions in mind.
Sedative Posts: 5407
Aug 03, 2008 8:26 AM GMT
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nysexy? My sleepless nights fantasy doctor?.... umm...













YES!
alexander7 Posts: 607
Aug 03, 2008 11:00 AM GMT
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Well, Sed, you are too cute to kick. But, I know one RJer I would like to kick in the arse, but my foot would get lost up there and he would enjoy it too much.
Where is the RJ Fight Club when you need em?
meninlove Posts: 1142
Aug 04, 2008 1:35 AM GMT
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...and you are too happy to kick! Besides which, you like cats.
blink777 Posts: 499
Aug 04, 2008 1:40 AM GMT
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I'd try (must protect the kittehs), but they'd probably double team me and force me to walk a plank or something..
nysexy Posts: 780
Aug 04, 2008 6:22 PM GMT
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nope..well...maybe...depends...whats my motivation???
StripperRocco Posts: 2031
Aug 04, 2008 6:31 PM GMT
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HI-YA!
muttskins Posts: 904
Aug 04, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
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Nah, I don't think he'd be able to do his job right after my kickin'!
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1239
Aug 04, 2008 7:09 PM GMT
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Not this time...I've kicked muttskins too many times already. Oh what the hell. One more can't hurt!
LalaPaulooza Posts: 544
Aug 04, 2008 7:12 PM GMT
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if it makes him smile like he does in his pic. then ABSOLUTELY! if it doesn't, then we'll negotiate something else i can do that might make him smile! ;)
HighVoltageGu... Posts: 1239
Aug 04, 2008 7:14 PM GMT
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metroPAULitan saidif it makes him smile like he does in his pic. then ABSOLUTELY! if it doesn't, then we'll negotiate something else i can do that might make him smile! ;)


Oh my!

I'd LOVE to get in a "kicking" fight with metroPAULitan.
nysexy Posts: 780
Aug 09, 2008 8:48 AM GMT
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Yes....for kicking Mutt...then i'd find a away to make it up to him though
Sedative Posts: 5407
Aug 09, 2008 3:23 PM GMT
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nysexy saidYes....for kicking Mutt...then i'd find a away to make it up to him though


Yes!
MikePhilPerez Posts: 2814
Aug 09, 2008 6:05 PM GMT
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Yes.....I will, if he does not stop bashing Christianity
SouthernGuy Posts: 120
Aug 09, 2008 6:26 PM GMT
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I would not kick him he is to cute
baldrick05 Posts: 82
Sep 08, 2008 11:49 AM GMT
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ok so i might kick southern just because i want to flirt with him, but then id probably run like hell.... come and get me southern! haha
things_n_stuf... Posts: 181
Oct 14, 2008 3:08 AM GMT
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Looks like he already kicked the head off the statue so, no, I don't wanna chance my be-hind.
rankoutsider Posts: 15
Oct 15, 2008 1:38 AM GMT
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Kick him where? At 6.3 anything above the shin and I'd probably pull a groin!
lilTanker Posts: 1115
Oct 15, 2008 3:59 AM GMT
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I was all prepared to say yes.. until I read his profile.. now I'm not so sure.. he might enjoy it to much...
TheIStrat Posts: 157
Oct 15, 2008 4:00 AM GMT
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No, that would be mean, and then he'd prob hate me for it
EricLA Posts: 1125
Oct 15, 2008 4:04 AM GMT
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Maybe if he was wearing those silly underwear.
TheIStrat Posts: 157
Oct 15, 2008 4:06 AM GMT
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That's may favorite pair! Who doesn't want monkeys all over their underwear covering their, eyes, ears, and mouths?

Kick

haha
EricLA Posts: 1125
Oct 15, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
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So, you won't kick Liltanker, but you will kick me? And I showed you mercy. KICK!!!
lilTanker Posts: 1115
Oct 15, 2008 11:09 AM GMT
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YAAAAY and I like his underwear.. he looks cute in them... and out of them i'm sure... hell, lets just go with he looks cute.
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