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..you incessantly pass gas.

and when you do, it most often smells like eggs.


..you worry about your macros.

your head becomes to small for your body

haha. touche. in all fairness, i'm still relatively within the limits of size & height ratio.

When the bean part of 'Frank and Beans' is ominously descriptive.

You pass up a chance for a date or a trick because it interferes with gym time.

..you abstain from doing the nasty on your cheat day because you know you will be like a pinata and all sorts of candy is gonna come out when you hit it.

phantasmic said..you abstain from doing the nasty on your cheat day because you know you will be like a pinata and all sorts of candy is gonna come out when you hit it.

huh?

...you recycle gallon milk jugs.

ha, you have to have someone else wash your back because you cannot reach the middle on your own!

StrippehKitteh said[quote][cite]phantasmic said[/cite]..you abstain from doing the nasty on your cheat day because you know you will be like a pinata and all sorts of candy is gonna come out when you hit it.

huh? [/quote]

Haha. Sorry. I tend to jump topics. I'm sure I can "esplain" better after I'm fully fed.

when altho u know u will be hella sore i.e. with legs i can barely walk for two days after, u still go back for more!!!

1.When you keep protein bars with you in your car or in your back pack for that crucial protein break to keep those muscles well fed.

2. When you try to schedule dates on your "off" day from the gym as to not interfere with your gym workouts.

3. When you feel the need to find a tailor to taper the waist in your pants and if you're really lean yet muscular, your shirts to get rid of all that unnecessary bulk in your clothes.

phantasmic said..you incessantly pass gas.

and when you do, it most often smells like eggs.

LOL spot on!
Also when u have average citizens with 0 knowledge about bodybuilding/wightlifting coming up to u and pop the question "Dude, looking tanked, do u use steroids?" LOL..had a salesman in an electronics shop ask me just that..cracks me up all the time

Well, by the looks of you I wouldn't think that it's an irrelevant question given your bulk yet lean muscular build. If you don't use them then it's a compliment to your body's naturally muscular frame. If I had to guess I would say that you do. But I think it's a rude question to ask by someone that hardly knows you at all.

muchmorethanmuscle saidWell, by the looks of you I wouldn't think that it's an irrelevant question given your bulk yet lean muscular build. If you don't use them then it's a compliment to your body's naturally muscular frame. If I had to guess I would say that you do. But I think it's a rude question to ask by someone that hardly knows you at all.

Hehe just for the record i don't use steroids and not planning to ever use it..you might not believe me but i'm an ectomorph..i.e naturally skinny..and it took me a lot of hard work n sacrifice to get to where I am now..and maintaining it is another difficult task coz i lose muscle mass easily..1 week off from gym and woilaa..2kgs gone
so yea i agree with u it's quite a let down when pple u don't know come up to u and the first thing they ask is whether u're using steroids..the hell with all the hardwork and sweat..you're huge = you juice up..i'm so tempted to tell them yeaa..i add steroids to my food 3 times a day..wouldn't be surprised if they actually believed it..i mean what do they know about steroids anyway? I've encountered someone at the gym who thought that I was 'drinking' steroids while I was gulping down the protein shake LOL..on the contrary..my friends at the gym joke abt me using steroids all the time but i don't take it to heart coz i know they're juz mucking around..and I juz play along..well either way..i'd just take it as a compliment..so thanks muchmorethanmuscle, for your compliment lol

Everything's tight in the chest, loose in the waist, tight in the ass and thighs, and too long.

Photos of you with friends: you're the douchebag in the front row with a rolled up sleeve.

You get told by women, "What a waste!"

You get told by your tailor, "What, a waist?"

You like foods that taste like wood.

You can see your wood.

You can see your ass in your two full-length angled mirrors.

String tank tops aren't funny.

You're tempted to wear Speedos.

When you see a guy with a better upper body than you, your eye immediately goes down to his calves. "Aha! Skinny calves!" you exclaim to cheer yourself.

astroxaun saidwell either way..i'd just take it as a compliment..so thanks muchmorethanmuscle, for your compliment lol

You're welcome. You have an amazing body and really impressive proportions.

When you never feel your body is good enough.

That's true! But I don't want to rest on my laurels.

Caslon4000 saidWhen you never feel your body is good enough.

When you ask 'do these jeans make my ass look big?' and you want the answer to be 'yes'.

When every morning in the shower you think about what kind of workout you're going to do that evening at the gym after your workday.

muscletroy saidWhen every morning in the shower you think about what kind of workout you're going to do that evening at the gym after your workday.

Is this the shower after your morning workout?

Nobody has ever asked me if I was on 'roids, or even HGH.

I do get asked directions for the nearest donut shop which I gladly supply: Honey Donuts on Main, Yum Yum on Washington Avenue, or Sunrise Doughnuts on 4th.

Love them all. Shout out to the 3am doughnut makers!!!!

In all seriousness, it is a rude question. It is saying I have the build I have through artificial means and not from hard work and sweat.

But seriously, you do not look like a steriod user. You are built but not that built. You do not have the bitch tits of most steriod users or the thin leather skin. You don't have the HGH belly. I know lots of steriod guys, and not all show signs, but most do if you know where to look. I know where to look, but some get by me.

You look like a very athletic guy. No more no less. Have a donut.

kew1 said

muscletroy saidWhen every morning in the shower you think about what kind of workout you're going to do that evening at the gym after your workday.

Is this the shower after your morning workout?

No I don't work out in the morning. *GASP* I know I will get kicked out of RJ now. LOL

I meant the shower you take on your way to work.

Everyone in the office knows not to schedule a meeting with you at 10 or 4 because that's "snack time".

You have a strict diet of protein shakes and bars, along with brown rice and nuts and twigs. You have to eat every meal at the same exact time everyday or your whole routine gets fucked up.

You look into how you can bottle the scent of a MetRX Fart as a cologne

when someone says, "wow, looks like you've lost some weight," and it makes you feel like crying and jumping out of a 10 story window.

Sluggo...that's a bit dramatic.

But I must admit when I'm told that I do get depressed and then dash off to "Chinese Buffet" for a big meal....

When you take a picture and your arm fills up the whole frame, like Mr. Hercules above me.