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What athlete do you wish was a porn star?
hockeynick79 Posts: 23
Jun 19, 2008 7:43 AM GMT
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Got a bit inspired by the decadent bit topic "What celebrity do you wish was a porn star?"

Considering the RJ community, which athlete(s) do you wish you could see in porn?.. My personal dream would be Fabio Cannavaro (Italian soccer, 2006 FIFA world cup champs)...











Or maybe I should just take the whole damn' team

a1972guy Posts: 1581
Jun 19, 2008 4:01 PM GMT
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Baseball BEAUTY, Gabe Kapler...


MikemikeMike Posts: 824
Jun 19, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
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Straight men don't get the tramp stamp above their butt crack!!
a1972guy Posts: 1581
Jun 19, 2008 4:05 PM GMT
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MikemikeMike saidStraight men don't get the tramp stamp above their butt crack!!


But we can sure stamp it with OTHER stuff!!!
gettoknowit Posts: 1042
Jun 19, 2008 4:22 PM GMT
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mmm, athletes, mmmm porn, mmmm me pole volt and then be in athlete on athlete. I'm not sure bout that one though.
runner16 Posts: 117
Jun 19, 2008 6:01 PM GMT
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KELLEY SLATER- WORLD SURFING CHAMPION


Hickram Posts: 19
Jun 19, 2008 6:08 PM GMT
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Brady Anderson...




And most of the other athletes at this site.

http://www.femmefan.com/site/lookers2.htm
Jockbod48 Posts: 1166
Jun 19, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
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How about Tom Brady - he'll do just fine!
Global_Citize... Posts: 784
Jun 19, 2008 7:22 PM GMT
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Tom Brady, duh!

StripperRocco Posts: 1875
Jun 19, 2008 7:24 PM GMT
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Blaine Wilson and Alexandre Despirte (sp) he's a diver... i can never spell his last name correctly.
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Jun 19, 2008 7:39 PM GMT
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bgcat57 Posts: 778
Jun 19, 2008 7:46 PM GMT
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Blaine's hot, but what an attitude. Then again, maybe that diva attitude would be perfect in this new profession of his.
rwking Posts: 29
Jun 19, 2008 8:02 PM GMT
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mmm... some good choices up there, guys. how's about the illustrious David Beckham? yummm

art_smass Posts: 798
Jun 19, 2008 8:04 PM GMT
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Phil Mickelson.
rwking Posts: 29
Jun 19, 2008 8:07 PM GMT
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oh yeah, the french rugby team... they would be good candidates for porn flicks. mmmm ;)







DiverScience Posts: 808
Jun 19, 2008 8:39 PM GMT
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DJ beat me too it, since I already mentioned Blaine in the perfect man thread.

Please, the attitude is all an act. He's a sweety. And he'd be awesome in bed. Bet he'd make me breakfast too.
BodyWork4 Posts: 351
Jun 19, 2008 8:45 PM GMT
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'Cuz I hear he is HUNG like a tennis racket!!

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gymguy1 Posts: 859
Jun 20, 2008 11:15 AM GMT
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Jason Varitek. Love his legs
gymguy1 Posts: 859
Jun 20, 2008 11:24 AM GMT
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Brett Favre
Salubrious Posts: 371
Jun 20, 2008 11:33 AM GMT
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The Manning brothers... I know, it's weird, but I find them very hot.
Barricade Posts: 188
Jun 20, 2008 11:38 AM GMT
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Brian Urlacher, Brady Quinn, Jason Kidd, Tony Romo, Jeremy Bloom,
BlackJock79 Posts: 436
Jun 20, 2008 11:52 AM GMT
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Reggie Bush.



coolarmydude Posts: 388
Jun 20, 2008 12:07 PM GMT
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I agree with all except the Manning brothers.

And thank you to whomever posted Gabe Kappler. He's one of my all time favorites.

How about Laird Hamilton and Tony Hawk to add to the list?
BlackJock79 Posts: 436
Jun 20, 2008 12:12 PM GMT
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Rick Dipietro. WOW...



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Jun 20, 2008 1:13 PM GMT
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I second Gabe and Reggie bush!! Ugh the thought of it just does things to me....whew lord...I gotta go... :-)
1969er Posts: 471
Jun 20, 2008 2:09 PM GMT
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StripperRocco Posts: 1875
Jun 20, 2008 2:17 PM GMT
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a1972guy Posts: 1581
Jun 20, 2008 2:24 PM GMT
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Javy Lopez....


LyteFyre Posts: 205
Jun 20, 2008 2:32 PM GMT
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RedSoxFever33 Posts: 190
Jun 20, 2008 2:34 PM GMT
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Jason Kidd.... or Jason Varitek
gymguy1 Posts: 859
Jun 20, 2008 2:36 PM GMT
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RedSoxFever33 saidJason Kidd.... or Jason Varitek


Varitek
jms84 Posts: 714
Jun 20, 2008 3:24 PM GMT
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StripperRocco saidBlaine Wilson and Alexandre Despirte (sp) he's a diver... i can never spell his last name correctly.


Alexandre Despatie. ya quebec.

StripperRocco Posts: 1875
Jun 20, 2008 3:25 PM GMT
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jms84 said[quote][cite]StripperRocco said[/cite]Blaine Wilson and Alexandre Despirte (sp) he's a diver... i can never spell his last name correctly.


Alexandre Despatie. ya quebec.

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YES!!!! That is my yummy non-tattooed husband!
RedSoxFever33 Posts: 190
Jun 20, 2008 3:25 PM GMT
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yes gymguy1 Varitek i would pick over Kidd..... hence the reason i have number 33 in my screenname cause thats his number ;)
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 1473
Jun 20, 2008 3:26 PM GMT
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Anyone on the U.S. Olympic gymnastics team or Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps
BostonVball Posts: 284
Jun 20, 2008 3:27 PM GMT
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ummmmm.... this one

hockeynick79 Posts: 23
Jun 21, 2008 9:04 AM GMT
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DJBens.... who the hell is that guy you posted? OMFG.

some seriously good posts.. lol

coachjw Posts: 70
Jun 22, 2008 6:02 AM GMT
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Jeremy Shockey -- I could probably stay in-shape just having sex with him ('cuz he looks freaky deaky)

There are others... I'm sure I'll post again soon!
pakgreekguy Posts: 208
Jun 22, 2008 6:25 AM GMT
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hockeynick79 saidGot a bit inspired by the decadent bit topic "What celebrity do you wish was a porn star?"

Considering the RJ community, which athlete(s) do you wish you could see in porn?.. My personal dream would be Fabio Cannavaro (Italian soccer, 2006 FIFA world cup champs)...











Or maybe I should just take the whole damn' team



oh God yeah.... i would def love to have the whole team....hell i would be happy with their sweaty undergarments after a hot, grueling game
ursamajor Posts: 1168
Jun 22, 2008 6:53 AM GMT
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The Italian soccer team are wearing Dolce Gabbana underwear for that ad campaign. Football is absolutely for girls.

The French rugby team aren't wearing pants.
SoccerGuy82 Posts: 1161
Jun 22, 2008 7:44 AM GMT
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I love all soccer players...
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Jun 23, 2008 8:09 PM GMT
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I am sure I was not the only one who got roped into the gayest day of sports with NBC covering both the men's diving and men's gymnastics olympic trials. Now the platform divers are a wee young for my taste, but there was a diver I likes, Jevon Tarintino...


And i will give it up for the entire men's gymnastic squad, especially

David Durante
10sJock Posts: 7
Jun 26, 2008 7:17 PM GMT
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janko tipsarevic
coachjw Posts: 70
Jun 27, 2008 3:39 AM GMT
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Roger Federer (because I think he might be packin' a whallop)
Ben Askren (wrestler... looks kinda kinky)
Albert Pujols (no explanation necessary)
Brian Urlacher (have you seen him?)
Chris Cooley (Washington Redskins -- fills shorts out nicely)
Forrest Griffin (some of those UFC/MMA-types are hot)
Mike Vrabel
Junior Seau
Pete Sampras
Jim Courier

I told you I'd be back to name some more.
Funkapottomou... Posts: 277
Jun 28, 2008 5:29 AM GMT
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Steve Nash.








but only for me.
jsttennis77 Posts: 667
Jun 28, 2008 9:51 PM GMT
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Had my fill of Wimbledon today so I'm focused on some of those hotties right now. Give me Andy Roddick naked and having hot sensual porn sex right now and the place would be all closed up with me on the couch having myself some "ME" time. Add Nadal in there because that guys body looks damn good. Hmmm.. Nadal slowly deep fucking Roddick. Phew... NICE.
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Jun 29, 2008 1:18 AM GMT
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Definitely!
10sJock Posts: 7
Jul 05, 2008 7:52 PM GMT
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ok, found a better pic of Janko so felt obliged to post
http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01cd8.jpg

GobB Posts: 577
Jul 05, 2008 7:54 PM GMT
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Jose Canseco

Johnny Rocker
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Jul 05, 2008 7:57 PM GMT
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any of the guys at the olympic swimming trials right now. God damn those bodys are hot. Phelps looks like a goat in the face but that boy is fuckable.
jsttennis77 Posts: 667
Jul 05, 2008 8:06 PM GMT
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In the spirit of the olympics I thought this cocky guy was hot the other night when I saw him on the tube. Jeremy Wariner. Very nice in my book.


Global_Citize... Posts: 784
Aug 07, 2008 2:09 AM GMT
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I'll say ditto on Jeremy Wariner. He is a nice looking guy.

And I'll add another that's been overlooked so far. He seems to get no respect, but he's a cool guy and very easy on the eyes. He pushes all the right buttons for me.

Apolo Ohno:

GobB Posts: 577
Aug 07, 2008 2:23 AM GMT
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in his hey day steve young

muchmorethanm... Posts: 1975
Aug 07, 2008 2:25 AM GMT
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a1972guy saidBaseball BEAUTY, Gabe Kapler...




This guy is a baseball player? Excuse me for not knowing much about America's favorite sport. But this guy looks so roided out I would never think of him as a baseball player.

Damn, that body is perfection.
GobB Posts: 577
Aug 07, 2008 2:35 AM GMT
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another one



and another one

tommysguns200... Posts: 794
Aug 07, 2008 2:37 AM GMT
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mmm...Raj Bhavsar. he's so cute...I love his big ears.




speedracer Posts: 7
Aug 07, 2008 3:33 AM GMT
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Joey Harrington... sexy-ass, irish-american. Throw me bone.


gymguy1 Posts: 859
Aug 07, 2008 3:49 AM GMT
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tommysguns2000 saidmmm...Raj Bhavsar. he's so cute...I love his big ears.







Where has he been? I have never seen this one before. HOT.
Balljunkie Posts: 45
Aug 07, 2008 4:44 AM GMT
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Rafael Nadal (that ass is amazing).
Javy Lopez is so beautiful. He has got a great ass.
Jeremy Bloom (that body)
BlkMuscleGent Posts: 282
Aug 07, 2008 5:07 AM GMT
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JOHNNIE MORTON







TERRELL OWENS





motionsicknes... Posts: 2
Aug 07, 2008 5:26 AM GMT
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Brady Quinn on his knees and ready to please.

pdxpally Posts: 210
Aug 07, 2008 5:30 AM GMT
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Jeremy Bloom

gymguy2k Posts: 16
Aug 07, 2008 5:37 AM GMT
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John Cena anyone? Do I hear it for John? Or any big, muscular, sweaty pro wrestler. My porn.
Mars Posts: 91
Aug 07, 2008 6:11 AM GMT
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Brady Quinn





I kinda think John Cena is hot too. I know its a little cheezy but who cares? We all have our guilty pleasures



muchmorethanm... Posts: 1975
Aug 07, 2008 8:52 AM GMT
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So, why wish they were porn stars? Why don't you wish better and wish that they be your boyfriends instead.

Or that you can costar with them in the movie instead of just watching them.
makeumyne Posts: 155
Aug 07, 2008 9:31 AM GMT
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Sonny Bill Williams



But that Johnnie Morton's pretty fine!
muchmorethanm... Posts: 1975
Aug 07, 2008 9:33 AM GMT
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That's quite a cool arm sleeve tat. Nice!
Global_Citize... Posts: 784
Aug 07, 2008 1:02 PM GMT
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Just heard that Paul and Morgan Hamm both dropped out of the Olympics. They're worth a look:

Chuy2010 Posts: 203
Aug 07, 2008 1:08 PM GMT
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Brady Quinn! And ALL men's gymnastics stars! SeanCody start recruiting, Olympic series anyone?
briboychicago Posts: 30
Aug 07, 2008 1:54 PM GMT
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Now i'm too flustered to post and my first choice would have been beckham... but you know, that phelps has a 14" ... shoe size. uh yeah
docmarvy Posts: 94
Aug 07, 2008 2:03 PM GMT
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Global_Citizen saidJust heard that Paul and Morgan Hamm both dropped out of the Olympics. They're worth a look:



Yeah, I could see the allure of making a Hamm Sandwich.
(Sorry... I couldn't resist.)
joeindallas Posts: 424
Aug 07, 2008 11:53 PM GMT
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mario laMuiex of the Penquins his butt looked like bowling balls HOT
diNgDonG Posts: 292
Aug 08, 2008 12:10 AM GMT
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Jeremy Bloom ...



diNgDonG Posts: 292
Aug 08, 2008 12:12 AM GMT
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Jose Theodore ...

diNgDonG Posts: 292
Aug 08, 2008 12:16 AM GMT
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David Carr ...

diNgDonG Posts: 292
Aug 08, 2008 12:17 AM GMT
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Jesse Palmer ...

diNgDonG Posts: 292
Aug 08, 2008 12:18 AM GMT
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Fredrik Ljungberg ...

Ducky44 Posts: 580
Aug 08, 2008 12:25 AM GMT
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None! Thank God no athlete is one! Their professional Athletes!!!! They should be above all that!
workingman Posts: 127
Aug 08, 2008 12:28 AM GMT
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pdxpally saidJeremy Bloom

YYYUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM! LICK THAT BOY DRY!...
metropolitan Posts: 305
Aug 08, 2008 12:34 AM GMT
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Matthew Mitcham, gay olympic diver
diNgDonG Posts: 292
Aug 08, 2008 12:41 AM GMT
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Aitor Ocio ...

diNgDonG Posts: 292
Aug 08, 2008 12:47 AM GMT
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Alexi Nemov ...

crownroyal117 Posts: 29
Aug 08, 2008 12:51 AM GMT
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This is the best line of discussion EVER. Please dont let this die. Ah and Jason Sehorn.

italatin Posts: 171
Aug 12, 2008 5:51 AM GMT
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This French one would probably do the job right
Carmania2 Posts: 9
Aug 12, 2008 8:33 AM GMT
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did anyone watch the Olympics tonight? How about the entire U.S. Men's gymnastics team?? (or the Japanese for that matter) Jonathan Horton should be competing in a speedo.
SurrealLife Posts: 3453
Aug 12, 2008 6:33 PM GMT
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I saw Grady Sizemore of the Cleveland Indians baseball team being interviewed this morning. He is very handsome.

SFBiker Posts: 1
Aug 23, 2008 8:30 PM GMT
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Here are some more wet-dreams in their prime:

Bobby Estalella







Mike Alstott




Wayne Chrebet
Sedative Posts: 4887
Aug 23, 2008 8:48 PM GMT
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I want.
TallGWMvballe... Posts: 550
Aug 23, 2008 9:09 PM GMT
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The Chinese Divers!!!! and some of the other Platform divers, WOW
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