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What annoying thing would you change about your boyfriend?
EricPrado Posts: 49
May 14, 2008 10:22 PM GMT
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If i could change something i would change his lazyness! haha
What about you?
TigerTim Posts: 569
May 14, 2008 10:25 PM GMT
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His ontological nature.
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May 14, 2008 10:36 PM GMT
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His current one.
look_alive Posts: 111
May 14, 2008 10:47 PM GMT
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TigerTim saidHis ontological nature.


Cute AND darn witty. I like it!

jprichva Posts: 2470
May 14, 2008 11:58 PM GMT
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His address.
jms84 Posts: 649
May 15, 2008 12:12 AM GMT
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i'd like to change the fact that he's imaginary.
gymguy1 Posts: 533
May 15, 2008 12:15 AM GMT
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His stubborness. Even if he is wrong he wont admit it. Pisses me off.
Luckydog76 Posts: 561
May 15, 2008 12:15 AM GMT
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That he would dump Angelina Jolie
Caslon4000 Posts: 4790
May 15, 2008 12:17 AM GMT
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Well, now that Firecat has fixed his crisis du jour lifestyle, I am really happy with him. The only thing I might like to change is his turning a simple reply into a professorial lecture on a topic.
HereNBoston Posts: 153
May 15, 2008 1:02 AM GMT
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he is afraid of driving in massachusetts. he's from kansas.
Caslon4000 Posts: 4790
May 15, 2008 1:09 AM GMT
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HereNBoston saidhe is afraid of driving in massachusetts. he's from kansas.


get him a horse and buggy, put a reflective triangle on the back, and he will be right at home.
Gwgtrunks Posts: 214
May 15, 2008 1:22 AM GMT
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jms84 saidi'd like to change the fact that he's imaginary.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
SDtrainer Posts: 196
May 15, 2008 1:22 AM GMT
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That he doesn't realize just how amazing he is. (go on say it: awwwwww)
HereNBoston Posts: 153
May 15, 2008 1:24 AM GMT
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caslon said[quote][cite]HereNBoston said[/cite]he is afraid of driving in massachusetts. he's from kansas.


get him a horse and buggy, put a reflective triangle on the back, and he will be right at home.[/quote]

LOL horse and buggy might be too intense.. . when we went out to wichita to visit, he made note that i was passing everyone on the highway and that i should slow down.. I was just going the speed limit.
John43620 Posts: 1364
May 15, 2008 2:57 AM GMT
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I wish he'd call more often. I can't believe I of all people feel this way.


jprichva Posts: 2470
May 15, 2008 3:06 AM GMT
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John43620 saidI wish he'd call more often. I can't believe I of all people feel this way.


O my. He really got to you.


Good on you.
UncleverName Posts: 206
May 15, 2008 4:13 AM GMT
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To SDTrainer: awwww! That's so cute!!! lol
My answer is the same.
TurkishDelight Posts: 578
May 15, 2008 5:05 AM GMT
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That he would dry off properly after a shower and that he would sunbath! No big deal but its annoys me.
Chewey_Delt Posts: 818
May 15, 2008 5:12 AM GMT
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That he was less him and more someone else.

I'm pretty much keeping him around for sex and the fact that it's easier to break up with him because I'm leaving instead of breaking up with him because we don't share a thing in common. A good person I am not.
Lenne Posts: 340
May 15, 2008 5:22 AM GMT
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Well, he is currently air, I want him to be solid..he argues the change I want gets all silent on me.
pdxboxer Posts: 128
May 15, 2008 6:09 AM GMT
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Not a thing... he forgets to load dishes, pees on the seat, loves sci-fi to a fault, and can tune me out in preference to World of Warcraft, but when you think about it, I prayed I'd find him. And I am not gonna start changing things now.

In all fairness, he'd change my love of naps.
JeepJay Posts: 8
May 15, 2008 6:12 AM GMT
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I wouldn't change a thing.

Oh wait, World of Warcraft, yeah, I'd change that. Oh how I would change that...
dfrourke Posts: 440
May 15, 2008 6:23 AM GMT
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...the fact that I haven't found him yet...

- David
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May 15, 2008 6:54 AM GMT
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The fact that he's imaginary.
dr_jackl Posts: 223
May 15, 2008 6:58 AM GMT
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dfrourke said...the fact that I haven't found him yet...

- David
I was gonna say the fact that he hasn't met me yet.
ITJock Posts: 1132
May 15, 2008 7:13 AM GMT
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Things I would like to change...

That after five years, three of marriage, he would finally understand that anything I have is his too.

That he would finally understand that clothes should be sorted, then washed at different temperatures.

And lastly - he is up at the crack of dawn every morning... and opens all the curtains to flood the apartment with light. No matter if we just went to bed two hours earlier. If I sat up and worked on the computer until 4am, and I don't have to go in to work that day, please, PLEASE let me sleep until at least 8.



PhxAriz08 Posts: 983
May 15, 2008 8:20 AM GMT
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John43620 saidI wish he'd call more often. I can't believe I of all people feel this way.




Hmmmm I always wonder why? lol
KissingPro Posts: 500
May 15, 2008 1:33 PM GMT
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I have 4 boyfreinds. They all need a makeover.
bwayne78 Posts: 16
May 15, 2008 2:01 PM GMT
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I would change his vegetarianism. Just eat a damn steak....hahaha

Other than that he is pretty much perfect!
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 658
May 15, 2008 2:16 PM GMT
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That he stops hiding from me...haven't seen him in years!
May 15, 2008 2:17 PM GMT
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huh??? what is this word... boyfriend...
spryte21 Posts: 271
May 15, 2008 2:26 PM GMT
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On WoW--"I'm NOT addicted, I just NEED to finish it"

HndsmKansan Posts: 2098
May 15, 2008 2:30 PM GMT
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CuriousJockAZ saidThat he stops hiding from me...haven't seen him in years!



Come on you guys.... I can't believe some of you haven't had (or have) bf's.

Annoying thing: He tends to shut down and be non communicative when he gets his feelings hurt. I don't have a lot of patience for that (had a good friend, a fraternity brother in college who was the same way).
I don't shut down, I talk and it can be frustrating.

I want to say the strongest thing and not just focus on the negative:

1) He can move outside of his own limited views and give me great advice when asked, on a variety of topics. It has been a great help

2) He isn't jealous of attention I receive in certain instances. We have had a few minor issues, but by and large he knows what life with me is like and accepts it. I don't know what it would be like to have a bf who shows jealousy or questions my actions. That would be a problem.
jsttennis77 Posts: 393
May 15, 2008 2:56 PM GMT
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I guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden
spryte21 Posts: 271
May 15, 2008 3:36 PM GMT
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jsttennis77 saidI guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden

and to all the rest of like mind-

maybe "he" is waiting for you to introduce yourself to him.
Sean_85 Posts: 310
May 15, 2008 3:38 PM GMT
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That when I do find him he treats me like a prince and wont laugh at my limited cooking abilities.
jsttennis77 Posts: 393
May 15, 2008 3:44 PM GMT
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spryte21 said[quote][cite]jsttennis77 said[/cite]I guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden

and to all the rest of like mind-

maybe "he" is waiting for you to introduce yourself to him.[/quote]


I'm good with that! To my future Boyfriend... HELLOOOO! I'm Mark! I'm over here!!!
jsttennis77 Posts: 393
May 15, 2008 3:45 PM GMT
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Sean_85 saidThat when I do find him he treats me like a prince and wont laugh at my limited cooking abilities.


Wow your future boyfriend and my future boyfriend are facing the same journey
muttskins Posts: 747
May 15, 2008 3:47 PM GMT
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Zim, I think I know what is wrong with your bf... he's straight! Haha!
spryte21 Posts: 271
May 15, 2008 3:53 PM GMT
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jsttennis77 said[quote][cite]spryte21 said[/cite][quote][cite]jsttennis77 said[/cite]I guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden

and to all the rest of like mind-

maybe "he" is waiting for you to introduce yourself to him.[/quote]

I'm good with that! To my future Boyfriend... HELLOOOO! I'm Mark! I'm over here!!![/quote]

That's good Mark, now get off the computer and out into the city and do that same thing. lol!
jsttennis77 Posts: 393
May 15, 2008 4:00 PM GMT
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That's good Mark, now get off the computer and out into the city and do that same thing. lol!

LOL!! I'm good with that to! ( it's fun to joke about it but I'm good with being single. It will all fall into place perfectly when it happens. ) I'm currently at work married to the comp right now but I'll work on that after 5
Auryn Posts: 823
May 15, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
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Do I have to only pick one thing?
jarhead5536 Posts: 719
May 15, 2008 4:19 PM GMT
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His extreme Republican-ness (big shout out to his ultra-conservative mountain man dad for that!). We agree to disagree about way too many political issues I think.

Oh, and his laugh is annoying.
SAHEM62896 Posts: 643
May 15, 2008 4:21 PM GMT
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His work schedule... If I had my way, he wouldn't be working in New Orleans for four weeks on and home for two weeks.
EricPrado Posts: 49
May 15, 2008 6:54 PM GMT
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Actually, i'm single as of today
so no more worrying about this.
::sighs::
gsh1964 Posts: 15
May 15, 2008 7:00 PM GMT
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CuriousJockAZ saidThat he stops hiding from me...haven't seen him in years!


Hey stud, I'm right here!!!

Actually the fact that he never listens to me, never takes me out to dinner, never buys me anything pretty... oh yeah, I don't have a boyfriend... So that's why he hasn't done anything for me lately!!!
Bastard!!!
jaydub Posts: 238
May 15, 2008 7:27 PM GMT
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the only thing i'd wish wasn't there, is the slight lack of confidence in me - but this is my fault and i'm working on it.

otherwise, nothing - he's wonderful.
Johnnya26 Posts: 14
May 15, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
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The fact that he is so number oriented..... Just Be!
Sedative Posts: 3020
May 16, 2008 7:54 AM GMT
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His being invisible and imaginary!

EDIT:
EricPradoActually, i'm single as of today
so no more worrying about this.
::sighs::


Ouch. Sorry bout dat.
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May 16, 2008 9:10 AM GMT
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muttskins saidZim, I think I know what is wrong with your bf... he's straight! Haha!

yes, and he's got a stupid stupid name: muttskins
i mean, wtf?!!
Timberoo Posts: 1886
May 16, 2008 11:00 AM GMT
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That he would actually listen to what I say when I ask him a question and not answer with what he thinks I mean.
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