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If i could change something i would change his lazyness! haha
What about you?

His ontological nature.

His current one.

TigerTim saidHis ontological nature.

Cute AND darn witty. I like it!

His address.

i'd like to change the fact that he's imaginary.

His stubborness. Even if he is wrong he wont admit it. Pisses me off.

That he would dump Angelina Jolie

Well, now that Firecat has fixed his crisis du jour lifestyle, I am really happy with him. The only thing I might like to change is his turning a simple reply into a professorial lecture on a topic.

he is afraid of driving in massachusetts. he's from kansas.

HereNBoston saidhe is afraid of driving in massachusetts. he's from kansas.

get him a horse and buggy, put a reflective triangle on the back, and he will be right at home.

jms84 saidi'd like to change the fact that he's imaginary.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

That he doesn't realize just how amazing he is. (go on say it: awwwwww)

caslon said[quote][cite]HereNBoston said[/cite]he is afraid of driving in massachusetts. he's from kansas.

get him a horse and buggy, put a reflective triangle on the back, and he will be right at home.[/quote]

LOL horse and buggy might be too intense.. . when we went out to wichita to visit, he made note that i was passing everyone on the highway and that i should slow down.. I was just going the speed limit.

I wish he'd call more often. I can't believe I of all people feel this way.

John43620 saidI wish he'd call more often. I can't believe I of all people feel this way.

O my. He really got to you.


Good on you.

To SDTrainer: awwww! That's so cute!!! lol
My answer is the same.

That he would dry off properly after a shower and that he would sunbath! No big deal but its annoys me.

That he was less him and more someone else.

I'm pretty much keeping him around for sex and the fact that it's easier to break up with him because I'm leaving instead of breaking up with him because we don't share a thing in common. A good person I am not.

Well, he is currently air, I want him to be solid..he argues the change I want gets all silent on me.

Not a thing... he forgets to load dishes, pees on the seat, loves sci-fi to a fault, and can tune me out in preference to World of Warcraft, but when you think about it, I prayed I'd find him. And I am not gonna start changing things now.

In all fairness, he'd change my love of naps.

I wouldn't change a thing.

Oh wait, World of Warcraft, yeah, I'd change that. Oh how I would change that...

...the fact that I haven't found him yet...

- David

The fact that he's imaginary.

dfrourke said...the fact that I haven't found him yet...

- David

I was gonna say the fact that he hasn't met me yet.

Things I would like to change...

That after five years, three of marriage, he would finally understand that anything I have is his too.

That he would finally understand that clothes should be sorted, then washed at different temperatures.

And lastly - he is up at the crack of dawn every morning... and opens all the curtains to flood the apartment with light. No matter if we just went to bed two hours earlier. If I sat up and worked on the computer until 4am, and I don't have to go in to work that day, please, PLEASE let me sleep until at least 8.

John43620 saidI wish he'd call more often. I can't believe I of all people feel this way.

Hmmmm I always wonder why? lol

I have 4 boyfreinds. They all need a makeover.

I would change his vegetarianism. Just eat a damn steak....hahaha

Other than that he is pretty much perfect!

That he stops hiding from me...haven't seen him in years!

huh??? what is this word... boyfriend...

On WoW--"I'm NOT addicted, I just NEED to finish it"

CuriousJockAZ saidThat he stops hiding from me...haven't seen him in years!

Come on you guys.... I can't believe some of you haven't had (or have) bf's.

Annoying thing: He tends to shut down and be non communicative when he gets his feelings hurt. I don't have a lot of patience for that (had a good friend, a fraternity brother in college who was the same way).
I don't shut down, I talk and it can be frustrating.

I want to say the strongest thing and not just focus on the negative:

1) He can move outside of his own limited views and give me great advice when asked, on a variety of topics. It has been a great help

2) He isn't jealous of attention I receive in certain instances. We have had a few minor issues, but by and large he knows what life with me is like and accepts it. I don't know what it would be like to have a bf who shows jealousy or questions my actions. That would be a problem.

I guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden

jsttennis77 saidI guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden

and to all the rest of like mind-

maybe "he" is waiting for you to introduce yourself to him.

That when I do find him he treats me like a prince and wont laugh at my limited cooking abilities.

spryte21 said[quote][cite]jsttennis77 said[/cite]I guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden

and to all the rest of like mind-

maybe "he" is waiting for you to introduce yourself to him.[/quote]

I'm good with that! To my future Boyfriend... HELLOOOO! I'm Mark! I'm over here!!!

Sean_85 saidThat when I do find him he treats me like a prince and wont laugh at my limited cooking abilities.

Wow your future boyfriend and my future boyfriend are facing the same journey

Zim, I think I know what is wrong with your bf... he's straight! Haha!

jsttennis77 said[quote][cite]spryte21 said[/cite][quote][cite]jsttennis77 said[/cite]I guess I only have one complaint right now. It's taking him fucking forever to introduce himself to me so we can get on with it! Other than that, he's golden

and to all the rest of like mind-

maybe "he" is waiting for you to introduce yourself to him.[/quote]

I'm good with that! To my future Boyfriend... HELLOOOO! I'm Mark! I'm over here!!![/quote]

That's good Mark, now get off the computer and out into the city and do that same thing. lol!

That's good Mark, now get off the computer and out into the city and do that same thing. lol!

LOL!! I'm good with that to! ( it's fun to joke about it but I'm good with being single. It will all fall into place perfectly when it happens. ) I'm currently at work married to the comp right now but I'll work on that after 5

Do I have to only pick one thing?

His extreme Republican-ness (big shout out to his ultra-conservative mountain man dad for that!). We agree to disagree about way too many political issues I think.

Oh, and his laugh is annoying.

His work schedule... If I had my way, he wouldn't be working in New Orleans for four weeks on and home for two weeks.

Actually, i'm single as of today
so no more worrying about this.
::sighs::

CuriousJockAZ saidThat he stops hiding from me...haven't seen him in years!

Hey stud, I'm right here!!!

Actually the fact that he never listens to me, never takes me out to dinner, never buys me anything pretty... oh yeah, I don't have a boyfriend... So that's why he hasn't done anything for me lately!!!
Bastard!!!

the only thing i'd wish wasn't there, is the slight lack of confidence in me - but this is my fault and i'm working on it.

otherwise, nothing - he's wonderful.

The fact that he is so number oriented..... Just Be!

His being invisible and imaginary!

EDIT:

EricPradoActually, i'm single as of today
so no more worrying about this.
::sighs::

Ouch. Sorry bout dat.

muttskins saidZim, I think I know what is wrong with your bf... he's straight! Haha!

yes, and he's got a stupid stupid name: muttskins
i mean, wtf?!!

That he would actually listen to what I say when I ask him a question and not answer with what he thinks I mean.