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If Caslon, McGay and ObsceneWish lived in a little house together...
redheadguy Posts: 1923	May 11, 2008 1:03 PM GMT Quote Can you imagine what it would be like? I wonder who would put out the garbage.

Timberoo Posts: 2334	May 11, 2008 1:04 PM GMT Quote I'd be the nosy neighbor.
redheadguy Posts: 1923	May 11, 2008 1:05 PM GMT Quote Those poor LOLcats.
bfg1 Posts: 1835	May 11, 2008 1:06 PM GMT Quote can I be their houseboy, clothing not an option? Ok so boy is stretching it a little too far
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 1:24 PM GMT Quote I wouldnt be able to keep up with those two. Their wit is too fast for me. I'd be spinning like a top!
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 1:28 PM GMT Quote
Sedative Posts: 4884	May 11, 2008 1:40 PM GMT Quote I'd be the ninja in the housecat disguise, recording d pron.
HndsmKansan Posts: 2611	May 11, 2008 1:43 PM GMT Quote It would be interesting to have a home in the same neighborhood and see the antics... Caslon
Hidden/Deleted Member	May 11, 2008 3:28 PM GMT Quote [url] [/url] ...at least they're happy.
ShawnTX Posts: 2072	May 11, 2008 3:33 PM GMT Quote I would definately move across the street from them and cancel the cable, they'd be amusement enough.
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 4:14 PM GMT Quote If you all moved into the neighborhood, I would sit at my window equipt with busybody mirrors and watch you all. I am sure those antics would be riveting.
redheadguy Posts: 1923	May 11, 2008 6:08 PM GMT Quote Bang goes the neighbourhood!
MunchingZombi... Posts: 1558	May 11, 2008 6:21 PM GMT Quote That would be the greatest sitcom in TV history. Like Three's Company, but with Timberoo as Mr.Furley.
innerathlete Posts: 470	May 11, 2008 6:26 PM GMT Quote ooooh, can I be Lana? va-va-voom!
redheadguy Posts: 1923	May 11, 2008 6:29 PM GMT Quote Hate to say this but, anyways, The Golden Girls!!!
Soufian Posts: 257	May 11, 2008 6:30 PM GMT Quote innerathlete saidooooh, can I be Lana? va-va-voom! Lana, from E.R.?
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 6:49 PM GMT Quote redheadguy saidHate to say this but, anyways, The Golden Girls!!!
McGay Posts: 2262	May 11, 2008 6:57 PM GMT Quote Finally, I'd be the best looking guy in a group!
innerathlete Posts: 470	May 11, 2008 6:59 PM GMT Quote Soufian said[quote][cite]innerathlete said[/cite]ooooh, can I be Lana? va-va-voom! Lana, from E.R.?[/quote] Lana the vampy cougar from Three's Company!
ASH557 Posts: 49	May 11, 2008 6:59 PM GMT Quote Throw in a black guy and some cameras, and you've got an MTV program. x
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 7:00 PM GMT Quote If I had to live with those other two, it wouldnt be long before....
jprichva Posts: 3138	May 11, 2008 7:04 PM GMT Quote I'd be the guy from network Standards & Practices, cutting all the sly innuendo from the script.
obscenewish Posts: 3054	May 11, 2008 7:23 PM GMT Quote caslon saidI'd be spinning like a top! I'm sure McGay will appreciate a top.
obscenewish Posts: 3054	May 11, 2008 7:25 PM GMT Quote ASH557 saidThrow in a black guy and some cameras, and you've got an MTV program.x I'm going to live upstairs in the attic, call myself Anne Frank and address diary entries to "Dear LOL Cat."
Soufian Posts: 257	May 11, 2008 8:15 PM GMT Quote obscenewish said[quote][cite]ASH557 said[/cite]Throw in a black guy and some cameras, and you've got an MTV program.x I'm going to live upstairs in the attic, call myself Anne Frank and address diary entries to "Dear LOL Cat."[/quote] ROFL poor girl, how dare you mock her :p
BeautifulMind Posts: 118	May 11, 2008 8:18 PM GMT Quote Can i be the toy-boy next door?
redheadguy Posts: 1923	May 11, 2008 8:57 PM GMT Quote Dear Lolcat Today Caslon left the toilet seat up. And what's with McGay's Tyne Daly impressions. Cagney and Lacey are so over.
LaSalle04 Posts: 305	May 11, 2008 8:58 PM GMT Quote Desperate Housecats.
ShawnTX Posts: 2072	May 11, 2008 9:06 PM GMT Quote LaSalle04 saidDesperate Housecats. ROFL
RBY71 Posts: 1924	May 11, 2008 9:19 PM GMT Quote Now THAT would be a reality show I'd watch.
realifedad Posts: 975	May 11, 2008 9:25 PM GMT Quote I want to be the old neighbor man that does the gardening, and of course with the job comes sitting on the porch (before working, and during at least 3 breaks, and after the work is done) (I'll have to be paid by the job, not by the hour-LOL !!!!)with these three guys to hear them tell what tricks they've pulled on each other. On my way home it will be my sworn duty to inform the neighbors what the latest news is. Oh we'd have a blast !!!
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 9:26 PM GMT Quote
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 9:29 PM GMT Quote
Timberoo Posts: 2334	May 11, 2008 9:30 PM GMT Quote MunchingZombie saidThat would be the greatest sitcom in TV history. Like Three's Company, but with Timberoo as Mr.Furley. I was hoping I'd be Mrs. Roper. I've got all these great caftans....
SoccerGuy82 Posts: 1161	May 11, 2008 9:31 PM GMT Quote Timberoo saidI'd be the nosy neighbor. x2
McGay Posts: 2262	May 11, 2008 9:33 PM GMT Quote obscenewishI'm sure McGay will appreciate a top. One of us should be. redheadguyDear Lolcat Today Caslon left the toilet seat up. Actually, the problem was that he left it down and Mr. Wish peed all over the seat.
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 9:36 PM GMT Quote Timberoo said[quote][cite]MunchingZombie said[/cite]That would be the greatest sitcom in TV history. Like Three's Company, but with Timberoo as Mr.Furley. I was hoping I'd be Mrs. Roper. I've got all these great caftans.... ...cuz he needs them .... Oh I crack me up ......
Luckydog76 Posts: 766	May 11, 2008 9:43 PM GMT Quote And if you thought Hurricane Katrina did damage.... hold on to your realjockstrap. Federal Aid would be needed. Just hope you get it within 5 years
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 9:45 PM GMT Quote
SoccerGuy82 Posts: 1161	May 11, 2008 9:49 PM GMT Quote I can't imagine how they fight each other looool
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 11, 2008 9:54 PM GMT Quote I cant imagine how they kiss.....
Timberoo Posts: 2334	May 11, 2008 10:02 PM GMT Quote caslon said[quote][cite]Timberoo said[/cite][quote][cite]MunchingZombie said[/cite]That would be the greatest sitcom in TV history. Like Three's Company, but with Timberoo as Mr.Furley. I was hoping I'd be Mrs. Roper. I've got all these great caftans.... ...cuz he needs them .... Oh I crack me up ...... [/quote]
Pattison Posts: 1416	May 11, 2008 10:45 PM GMT Quote And what would be in the air too prevent childbirth? Their legs. Quick someone put a bowl of milk out........
Hidden/Deleted Member	May 11, 2008 10:52 PM GMT Quote i think the series just jumped the shark ^-^
bfg1 Posts: 1835	May 11, 2008 10:57 PM GMT Quote my moneys on Caslon as the first one to get tied into the hoist they have in the spare bedroom!
Crimthann Posts: 689	May 11, 2008 11:29 PM GMT Quote I'd be the landscaper. Slaving away in the hot sun, taking breaks to discuss philosophy and history with OW, while he is inbetween fisting his two roommates. Perhaps this house has a small carriage house our back where a guy like me, just out of the Army and going to college can live cheaply, for low rent and for taking care of the property, tending the Bamboo hedges that hide the nefarious outdoor activity that takes place in the back yard and hot tub. Oh, I suggest they shop here for the bedroom. http://www.dungeonbeds.com/oscommerce/index.php Of course, there could always be webcams installed in the house...
SockMonkey Posts: 251	May 11, 2008 11:45 PM GMT Quote Crimthann saidOh, I suggest they shop here for the bedroom. http://www.dungeonbeds.com/oscommerce/index.php Amazing. It's like an S/M Pottery Barn.
Timberoo Posts: 2334	May 11, 2008 11:56 PM GMT Quote Crimthann said http://www.dungeonbeds.com/oscommerce/index.php Is that kind of bed good for people with bad backs or something?
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 12, 2008 12:03 AM GMT Quote MAKE THE LINKS CLICKABLE! WHAT THE HELL DOES IT TAKE TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO COOPERATE? IS IT SO HARD TO DO? .....
McGay Posts: 2262	May 12, 2008 12:06 AM GMT Quote MAKE THE FOOD EDIBLE!!! Do you guys see what OW and I have to put up with?
Timberoo Posts: 2334	May 12, 2008 12:06 AM GMT Quote I bet they have head shaving parties.
McGay Posts: 2262	May 12, 2008 12:10 AM GMT Quote head parties
Crimthann Posts: 689	May 12, 2008 12:10 AM GMT Quote Timberoo saidI bet they have head shaving parties. Just Shaving Parties. Heads, Holes, etc.
obscenewish Posts: 3054	May 12, 2008 3:35 AM GMT Quote After his surgery, you-know-who abandons Lolcatz for self-portraiture
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 12, 2008 3:37 AM GMT Quote obscenewish saidAfter his surgery, you-know-who abandons Lolcatz for self-portraiture Take that back ...or I am moving out!!!! .... That is just plain nasty and vile
obscenewish Posts: 3054	May 12, 2008 3:43 AM GMT Quote Look, I'm tired of heading to the bathroom in the middle of the night and tripping over you.
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 12, 2008 3:44 AM GMT Quote obscenewish saidLook, I'm tired of heading to the bathroom in the middle of the night and tripping over you. If you took your Flomax, you wouldnt have to be up in the middle of the night.
obscenewish Posts: 3054	May 12, 2008 3:52 AM GMT Quote Ah yes, I remember your "pajamas" before your own use of Flomax.
jms84 Posts: 714	May 12, 2008 3:53 AM GMT Quote i can't find a clip of it. but i was thinkign something along the lines of what happens to the house at the end of Poltergeist.
TD22 Posts: 838	May 12, 2008 4:44 AM GMT Quote Think I would move in the same street and be "Rear Window" Mark 111?
olden Posts: 107	May 12, 2008 4:47 AM GMT Quote I am going to build an apartment building across the street and rent the units out to all you threaders, but I am staying on as super so I have a prime window.
Hidden/Deleted Member	May 12, 2008 8:15 AM GMT Quote kingdom of the lolcats. i need me one of those.
McGay Posts: 2262	May 12, 2008 6:57 PM GMT Quote Don't you mean the Anal List?
Caslon6000 Posts: 6813	May 12, 2008 7:08 PM GMT Quote Oh, so we are keeping lists now, are we? Well, I can keep a list, too. ... I've got an Anal List I've got an Anal List Of aholes who won't be missed Of aholes who won't be missed
McGay Posts: 2262	May 12, 2008 7:18 PM GMT Quote Oh, it's poetry now, huh? hhhhhhWell! You think you're great you think you're grand you go to the movies and hold your hand you put your arms around your waist and when you get fresh you slap your face It's your turn to clean the bathroom!
justjk Posts: 278	May 12, 2008 7:58 PM GMT Quote Can i be the Pool-Boy/Man?!?!?!
Luckydog76 Posts: 766	May 12, 2008 8:08 PM GMT Quote I just knocked over my water onto the keyboard from laughing so hard. You all have made my Monday tolerable
paradox Posts: 1496	May 12, 2008 8:09 PM GMT Quote caslon said I can has close-up, Mr. DeMille?
McGay Posts: 2262	May 12, 2008 8:12 PM GMT Quote Uh oh, looks like somebody put a hidden camera in OWs room again.
obscenewish Posts: 3054	May 12, 2008 11:21 PM GMT Quote McGay saidUh oh, looks like somebody put a hidden camera in OWs room again. I am big. It's the roommates' penises that got small. But there's hope.
McGay Posts: 2262	May 12, 2008 11:48 PM GMT Quote Of course you're big. Nobody's trying to take that away from you, big guy.
obscenewish Posts: 3054	May 13, 2008 12:11 AM GMT Quote McGay saidOf course you're big. Nobody's trying to take that away from you, big guy. Wow, I gotta cellulite vagina!

McGay Posts: 2262	May 13, 2008 10:59 AM GMT Quote It's gonna come in handy for our frottage party.

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