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Bad things about chocolate cake
Colm_of_Dublin Posts: 534
May 09, 2008 1:45 PM GMT
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One of the girls at work has had a promotion, so we bought her a chocolate cake. It is beautiful and gooey and delicious, and comes from my favourite patisserie. I have profound cake lust. Tell me all the awful things about cake that I need to be reminded of. I know having cake is bad, but when this cake looks up at me with it's big chocolatey eyes, I can't seem to remember why
redheadguy Posts: 1218
May 09, 2008 1:47 PM GMT
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There is nothing bad about chocolate cake unless you scoff the lot then you'll make yourself sick.
Sedative Posts: 2024
May 09, 2008 2:04 PM GMT
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chocolate cakes are the satan's disciples!
Hagan_F Posts: 68
May 09, 2008 4:17 PM GMT
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redheadguy saidThere is nothing bad about chocolate cake unless you scoff the lot then you'll make yourself sick.



I have to agree, my answer would have been "nothing" as well.
caslon Posts: 3502
May 09, 2008 4:22 PM GMT
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They are right. It isnt a piece of cake that will do you in...it's the whole cake. If cake isn't a regular staple in your diet, you dont have to worry. In fact, I often wonder if the stress some people put themselves under worry about the piece of cake isn't worse than the piece of cake itself.

And then I also wonder what's the hell's the use of living forever if you can't ever enjoy yourself. Give me a damn piece of chocolate ...
Hagan_F Posts: 68
May 09, 2008 6:22 PM GMT
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I don't know about you caslon but I intend to live forever and so far, I am right on schedule! (damn, I kill myself sometimes).
lilTanker Posts: 197
May 09, 2008 8:28 PM GMT
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Oh cake is totally its own food group that must be consumed as often of possible..

Actually any sweet baked good is its own food group!

mmm I actually have a lot to bake today for sunday and I can't wait to be tasting the batters and the baked stuff, it'll be so much fun, I know I'll go way over on my daily calories but I couldn't give a damn, food is to be enjoyed, not feared!

The bad thing about that chocolate cake though is its not home made!
olden Posts: 68
May 09, 2008 9:04 PM GMT
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I go along with Hagan_F. Old age is really great if you use some of your time screwing with the minds of you enemies.
olden Posts: 68
May 09, 2008 9:05 PM GMT
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P.S. And eating the occasional piece of chocolate cake.
McGay Posts: 1656
May 09, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
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Chocolate cake made me gay!
TigerTim Posts: 476
May 09, 2008 9:07 PM GMT
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Recommendation of the eating of cake is what caused Marie Antoinette to lose her head.
dancerjack Posts: 999
May 09, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
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this is my stance on chocolate anything:


broccoli: body :: chocolate: soul


"everything in moderation... including moderation." - oscar wilde
blahatthat Posts: 2
May 09, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
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just eat the damn thing...
tommysguns2000 Posts: 474
May 09, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
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stop bashing chocolate cake! it is heaven on earth...whether you eat just a piece (pussy!) or you eat the whole thing, like a real man.

and it's not bad for you if you boil all of the fat and carbs out. or eat it it with ice cream or a glass of milk. Studies have shown that the lactose in ice cream and milk halt the carb/fat absorbtion process in the stomach and so you never even digest those calories!

EAT THE CAKE! EAT THE CAKE!

(throw the pie away.)
ASH557 Posts: 11
May 09, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
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You know what else is Satan's disciple?

Those fucking cookies they sell at the food court in the mall. Chocolate chip sin.

x
wrkoutbud30 Posts: 322
May 09, 2008 9:14 PM GMT
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Im showing up at tommysguns place with a chocolate cake and a gallon of ice cream tonight
caesarea4 Posts: 215
May 09, 2008 10:17 PM GMT
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Now if it is a flourless chocolate torte... you ought not eat it - send it my way.

Death by chocolate? Impossible!!
bfg1 Posts: 1680
May 09, 2008 10:22 PM GMT
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You cant eat it whilst on the treadmill
muttskins Posts: 425
May 09, 2008 10:32 PM GMT
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AND CAKE!

I LIKS MEZ CHOCO PAWZ!
Colbert_Nation Posts: 183
May 09, 2008 10:48 PM GMT
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muttskins saidCHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE...

AND CAKE!

I LIKS MEZ CHOCO PAWZ!


Heck yah!
1 piece of cake = awesome
Eat the whole cake = problem
Auryn Posts: 542
May 09, 2008 11:13 PM GMT
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Carbs and refined sugar.

Sorry I can't be serious about problems with chocolate cake. Just be sure to lick the gooey goodness off of your fingers in a most delectible and seductive manner, otherwise why eat it?
MikeOnMain Posts: 315
May 09, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
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McGay saidChocolate cake made me gay!


Remember: love the cake-eater, hate the cake.


TigerTim saidRecommendation of the eating of cake is what caused Marie Antoinette to lose her head.


That's right. All the peasants took her advice, chowed-down on gateaux, and blew up like chateaux. Marie stayed thin, so they killed her to get even.
I <3 history.
Buckwheet Posts: 119
May 10, 2008 12:17 AM GMT
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I got a shrine in the back to all things chocolate; cake, cookies.. and especially muffins with extra liqueurand cocolate chunks. /homer drool

Whipped up a Chocolate torte with Swiss chocolate frosting once, it was bloody great! Had orders coming from the staff at the prison. Yes, I'm just that damn good.

My chocolate biscotti with roasted walnuts own all!
tommysguns2000 Posts: 474
May 10, 2008 12:25 AM GMT
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(I'll leave the back door open, wrkout. Just come in and don't pay any attention to the chocolate chip cookie crumbs everywhere. I'll be in the bedroom with the lights off. If we're going to eat an entire cake and a gallon of ice cream, I won't be able to look at myself....or you.)

Crimthann Posts: 542
May 10, 2008 12:34 AM GMT
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lilTanker saidOh cake is totally its own food group that must be consumed as often of possible..

Actually any sweet baked good is its own food group!

mmm I actually have a lot to bake today for sunday and I can't wait to be tasting the batters and the baked stuff, it'll be so much fun, I know I'll go way over on my daily calories but I couldn't give a damn, food is to be enjoyed, not feared!

The bad thing about that chocolate cake though is its not home made!


After I'm done practicing Topping yur arse, you can wiggle your worn out butt to the kitchen and bake me some cookies!
Sedative Posts: 2024
May 10, 2008 11:17 AM GMT
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ASH557 saidYou know what else is Satan's disciple?

Those fucking cookies they sell at the food court in the mall. Chocolate chip sin.

x


THOU SHALT NOT SIN! SEND THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE TO ME!
lilTanker Posts: 197
May 10, 2008 11:26 AM GMT
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Crimthann said
After I'm done practicing Topping yur arse, you can wiggle your worn out butt to the kitchen and bake me some cookies!


I think I just got a little moist
muttskins Posts: 425
May 10, 2008 11:29 AM GMT
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THE CHOCOLATE SONG!

CHOCOLATE... CHOCOLATE...
EATING CHOCOLATE MERRILY!
CHOCOLATE... CHOCOLATE...
CHOCOLATE FOR YOU AND ME!

LOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colm_of_Dublin Posts: 534
May 10, 2008 12:16 PM GMT
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I ate a little piece.

Alright, it was actually quite a big piece. I didn't have ice cream though.

So I had a little piece of ice cream.

Alright, fine, I had a normal to large piece of ice cream.

Damn you, coworkers!
tommysguns2000 Posts: 474
May 10, 2008 12:30 PM GMT
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colm is a fattie! colm is a fattie!

(hey colm, you got some brown stuff on your chin....let me lick that off of there for ya)
TurkishDelight Posts: 350
May 10, 2008 12:55 PM GMT
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Gimme Some Gimme Some!!!!!!!!!!
AMT87 Posts: 174
May 10, 2008 2:20 PM GMT
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**Sigh**

You know a moment on the lips an eternity on the hips!
Colm_of_Dublin Posts: 534
May 10, 2008 2:24 PM GMT
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I'll just run until I'm decaked. Running will make it all better. Running is always the answer.
Buckwheet Posts: 119
May 10, 2008 3:26 PM GMT
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AMT87 said**Sigh**

You know a moment on the lips an eternity on the hips!



lol you poor bastard. Food can and should be a pleasure, not simply a way to fuel yourself. Being active is invigorating, and a double slice of chocolate cake or an apple pie all to yourself is what makes life worth while!

If the world was out of apple pie, I would do it right and drown myself in a vat of chocolate pudding.
B787 Posts: 95
May 10, 2008 7:44 PM GMT
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Another favorite topic . . . . chocolate cake.

At a recent dinner party, my friend (who is a pastry chef) made me this for me:

A 14" round uber-moist five-layer dark chocolate cake filled with white buttercream stuffed w/ semi-sweet chocolate chips in it and topped w/ large fresh strawberries.

Each person was served a large slice plus two scoops of vanilla bean ice cream.

It was heaven . . .

B787
RunintheCity Posts: 601
May 10, 2008 7:52 PM GMT
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I want to know: Where's my slice?
I looooooooooooooove chocolate cake. Especially a good opera creme or french maripol. Mmmmm.
B787 Posts: 95
May 10, 2008 7:58 PM GMT
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"Run" - if I had known, I would have extended an invite to you in a hearbeat !!!

B787
Crimthann Posts: 542
May 10, 2008 8:27 PM GMT
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"I looooooooooooooove chocolate. But I can't eat it, cause then I'd get fat. But it's sooooooo gooooooood"
RBY71 Posts: 1131
May 10, 2008 9:01 PM GMT
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Dammit, now I'm going to have to dig out my recipe for Sour Cream Chocolate pound cake. I might as well just rub it into my tummy and love handles.
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