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I just want to say that, I rather appreciate the feedback sometimes good, mostly bad. Its really coming down to the wire and Im asking actually gonna beg you guys to find it in your hearts to make someones dreams come true. Can you vote for me, please. Again this would mean the world for me and the real jock community is big in numbers. later lovers

i hear calling everyone else selfish really works in your favor.

okay bitch, i voted for you.

it says that i type this "FUEKOG" for verification.

oh boy, i'm bored and horny as fuck.

BAHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is a guy in a suit licking your face??? Better yet...why am i strangely jealous of it??

nysexy saidWhy is a guy in a suit licking your face??? Better yet...why am i strangely jealous of it??

Oh don't be, he accidentally spilled Sambuca on it!

Paris and anything having to do with her dosen't interest me in the least, if Paris and all her money were trying to , i don't know make the world a better place then maybe, as for your vote begging, sorry but not really worth my time and i DO like to help, but people who take the Lords name in Vain as for your GD i don't try to push them along so much

justjk saidParis and anything having to do with her dosen't interest me in the least, if Paris and all her money were trying to , i don't know make the world a better place then maybe, as for your vote begging, sorry but not really worth my time and i DO like to help, but people who take the Lords name in Vain as for your GD i don't try to push them along so much

i agree with you 100% but i just know the stage that alltherage is going through and i know it means so much to him it makes me

I've voted for you...if only to shut you up.

Loz

Laurence saidI've voted for you...if only to shut you up.

Loz

See justjk? Not all is "Loz in da Coz"

Sounds like you would be a perfect match for Paris - although I'm not going to vote for you because I can't stand her!

i kinda think that not voting for you is going to be more of a favor...

dancerjack saidi kinda think that not voting for you is going to be more of a favor...

...you beat me to it!

Hmmm, maybe I should vote for you, sounds like you'd be a perfect match.

As others on here know, I'm not into the whole 'gay brotherhood' thing. Therefore I don't think I'm obligated to vote for you just because we're both gay.

If you want to degrade yourself on tv, fine...hope that works out for you. But posting threads like this is not going to put you in favour of anyone. All you're doing now is setting the stage for when you don't get on this show. You're going to come back here and blame everyone here for not supporting you as they're obligated to do becasue they love dick just like you.

Maybe I missed something.... did you ask us for assistance in a polite way, explaining why you need support might be helpful.

I don't mind providing assistance or being helpful if asked the right way. I don't even know what this is!


I just see someone I've never talked to prior making demands.....

I don't like demands...

hey, easy everyone...

you were a fan too of someone once, weren't you?

i was obsessed with one singer and didn't stop until i got her to autograph my back and had it tattooed the following morning!!! now we still e-mail each other and been thanked in the linear notes in two of her separate cds!!!

i know this feeling. forget paris. just focus on the bliss someone's having. let this one go, ok? x

HndsmKansan said I don't like demands...

OH PUH-LEASSSE!!! Do you want me to post our private messages to prove your point??? LOL

zimatar said




[quote][cite]HndsmKansan said[/cite] I don't like demands...

OH PUH-LEASSSE!!! Do you want me to post our private messages to prove your point??? LOL[/quote]


Hey Zime, Would you now?

i'm purrrrty

How vain and conceited. Who cares about Paris Hilton anyway? You just want to get on TV and be famous. Where's your concern for gay rights, a cure for disease, or any of that?

You want to help out a helpless celebrity? Fine by me, but I'm glad the majority of the gay world has better aspirations than this.

Seriously, doesn't this fall under trolling or spam?

I will vote for you if you make a solemn commitment to call Paris a useles talentless bint! I wish she could just fall down a big hole and never come out again!

Do you think when she goes to France that Paris Hilton stays at the Paris Hilton? And wouldn't that be confusing when she calls for reservations?

brrrrringg: " 'Allo? Paris Hilton."

"No, you're not Paris Hilton, I'm Paris Hilton."

"Oui, mademoiselle, Paris Hilton. Ici."

"YOU see? What do you see?"

"Pardonnez, mademoiselle?"

"Let's start over, m'kay?"

"D'accord. Paris Hilton...."

Too bad Abbott and Costello are dead.

zimatar said[quote][cite]nysexy said[/cite]Why is a guy in a suit licking your face??? Better yet...why am i strangely jealous of it??

Oh don't be, he accidentally spilled Sambuca on it![/quote]

hahahaha! At least he didn't let the alcohol go to waste. I love Sambuca.

(Oh and I clicked the damn link let's be like Mary J Blige and have No More Drama. *was it coincidence that Justin Timberlake's Cry Me A River was playing as I read and replied to this thread?)

This is the worst title ever for the worst ambition ever.

Generally, you don't get people to help you by insulting them.

Good luck

alltherage saidwhew, sorry. i know paris is a useless talentless bitch. So why cant I use her to become famous. hmmmm sounds like the perfect revenge for all those people that hate her. And believe me if I had the power she had , there would'nt be a homeless person on the streets of cali or whereever i lived for that matter. And I always hold aids fund drives and homeless clothes drives in my city. I always do what is right sorry if I am coming off rude, I just wish you guys would try and understnd. I m sure many of you would die for a chance to be madonnas bff forever..

Why not use your undervalued unique personality to get famous on your own? Seriously, that's so tasteless getting famous via someone else.

Get a blog, start posting, do video blogs, put yourself out there on the net as a nice, sweet guy that people would actually want to listen to.

Instead of mooching off of someone who's only famous because her parents are pop tarts.

Madonna is great, but I'd rather be myself, keep my own friends (whom nobody can beat) and become well-known on my own, through my own individuality and work.

alltherage saidwhew, sorry. i know paris is a useless talentless bitch. So why cant I use her to become famous. hmmmm sounds like the perfect revenge for all those people that hate her.

Calling a woman you don't know a bitch is pitiful. Connect that with your ambition and I think you probably wont be going anywhere near her.
But , yeah. Good luck with that.

alltherage saidwhew, sorry. i know paris is a useless talentless bitch. So why cant I use her to become famous. hmmmm sounds like the perfect revenge for all those people that hate her. And believe me if I had the power she had , there would'nt be a homeless person on the streets of cali or whereever i lived for that matter. And I always hold aids fund drives and homeless clothes drives in my city. I always do what is right sorry if I am coming off rude, I just wish you guys would try and understnd. I m sure many of you would die for a chance to be madonnas bff forever..

Just do us, and yourself a huge favor... When you get famous from her, don't go showing your bits to the paparazzi or do anything that will lead to rehab.

I can't help but think that if this is gonna be a show with Paris, that it will be ALL about Paris. I'd pick another show if you want "fame". Perhaps, Big Brother or Survivor or The Real World?

This is both the funniest and yet saddest thread I have read thus far. Man Oh Man

maybe make a video defending Paris, a la Chris crocker...
Then you can bypass her show all together.

Ok I voted...for IsraelHilton. She seems to be nicer.

Dude I can't believe you would pull the "gay selfish" card in hopes of getting some votes. That's kinda selfish and for you to pin it on gays is just wrong. Maybe people don't vote for you because you're not giving them a reason to or they just don't feelit's something they want to invest their time in.

I think DJ gave an excellent answer. Not voting for you might actually be a favor.

alltherage saidwhew, sorry. i know paris is a useless talentless bitch. So why cant I use her to become famous. hmmmm sounds like the perfect revenge for all those people that hate her. And believe me if I had the power she had , there would'nt be a homeless person on the streets of cali or whereever i lived for that matter. And I always hold aids fund drives and homeless clothes drives in my city. I always do what is right sorry if I am coming off rude, I just wish you guys would try and understnd. I m sure many of you would die for a chance to be madonnas bff forever..

i'm sorry to need to quote the whole thing but...

a) aids drives and paris drives are in my opinion orthogonal
b) madonna's bff? not really...
c) how about the dead american soldiers from iraq? or the dead iraqis?
d) or the biggest f*ckover of america since ~1776?

yes, paris is quite lacking in talent. she isn't useless however. there are many lemmings[1] driven to her and as such, it generally keeps the rest of the road way of life clear for the rest of us. as is britney.

i find it quite humorous that you equate homeless clothes drives and paris as doing what is right.

and finally, with regards to (c) and (d), perhaps one day you'll understand why some of us weep and gnash our teeth in rage that the main stream media and much of america circles like a huge vortex for days and weeks around nescient public icons and completely ignore the ongoing tragedy we are responsible for.

community. selfish. now there is a word, and another. which community are we in? realparis.com? realjock.com, it's just a better place. really. who is being selfish?

i don't want the world and instead of trying to turn plastic, i try to turn people's lives around where they need it and not a single split second of it will ever show up on plastic tv.

PLEASE pay no more attention to this WASTE of a post...I hate the fact that I'm commenting on it as is!!

Had you done any research on someone that you SERIOUSLY wanted to be your "best friend." You'd know that Paris is someone who's been recorded (several times) on tape as referring to blacks as "N's," and gays as "F's."

such devotion is blind and not likely to be swayed by fact or reason. when such an icon is tripping on multiple drugs, 1/2 dressed, incomprehensible, obviously has just been rather free in the proverbial bedroom, puking on herself and the side of the road and johnny-wannas are still drooling in bliss at the mention of her ... you have to just let them go and trust that eventually the bus will hit them and knock them back to reality.

maxxtowt saidPLEASE pay no more attention to this WASTE of a post...I hate the fact that I'm commenting on it as is!!

Had you done any research on someone that you SERIOUSLY wanted to be your "best friend." You'd know that Paris is someone who's been recorded (several times) on tape as referring to blacks as "N's," and gays as "F's."

Oh lord did she really..




And for those saying 'well insulting us won't help you', he already tried the nice approach... nobody bothered to comment nor do anything. Strangely now that he acts a bit more fierce, he sudddenly has lots of replies :s

go figuere

SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN NICE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? Well now's your chance to bypass the bourgeois because Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend, and she's set her sites on you! MTV is giving the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or guy who has what takes to become Paris Hilton's new BFF. That's hot!

Over the next 8 weeks, a select few hopefuls will be chosen for a chance to be on Paris' new reality show where she'll pick a new best friend! Wannabe besties will fill out their profiles with blogs, pictures, and videos that explain why they belong in this elite entourage. It's going to take some serious convincing to set yourself apart from the pack, so let your personality shine through and do whatever it takes to get those votes! The more votes you have the more noticeable you are, and popularity is the name of this game!

As a user, you'll have the option of signing up as a hopeful where you will compete for a spot on the show. You can also choose to register as a voter, where you will choose your favorite users and cast your votes. Only a handful of hopefuls will be selected, so put your best foot forward and convince the community!

Voting begins now with one 8 week round.

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Good luck and most importantly, have fun!!!

uggggh... It just gets worse.

BUT...
I voted for you. I think sometimes you have to get what you want in order to realize you've wasted a life wanting the wrong things. Otherwise you might be 45 and saying "that's hot!"... Hopefully you land the role.

mnjock2003 saidOtherwise you might be 45 and saying "that's hot".

Dude, that's like totally hot. And I'm 51.

jprichva said[quote][cite]mnjock2003 said[/cite]Otherwise you might be 45 and saying "that's hot".

Dude, that's like totally hot. And I'm 51.[/quote]

Oh stop, you don't look a day over 50 you HotSexyStudInFlorida, you!

No way will I vote for you.

alltherage saidI only said that to see if you guys would bash me and you see, i guess Im done trying to please people. I love paris hilton to death and I did'nt mean what I said. She has talent because she is a Brand. This is an oppurtunity of a lifetime, bear with me. Thanks for the luck from those of who who actually are not mean.

you can't sing hunny.

Alexander89 said[quote][cite]alltherage said[/cite]I only said that to see if you guys would bash me and you see, i guess Im done trying to please people. I love paris hilton to death and I did'nt mean what I said. She has talent because she is a Brand. This is an oppurtunity of a lifetime, bear with me. Thanks for the luck from those of who who actually are not mean.

you can't sing hunny.[/quote]


We haven't see you try, 'hunny'.

Sorry i voted for the wrong one Perez Hilton!

you sir suck

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vote for me and check out my myspace www.myspace.com/mrparis

I still haven't voted. I will as soon as I see a single request from allltherage that simply asks for help without insulting anyone.

You wouldn't think that would be so difficult.

I voted for you the first time around.

I was short-listed to be on a reality show, and I was the final cut before the show was cast. It was heartbreaking for me because it was a show where I could have competed for a chance at my dream career. The motley crew that the producers selected had nothing on me in terms of experience or actual credentials. However, several of them did have existing connections with the network that was producing the show.

For that reason, I'll cut you a little slack. Who am I to tell anyone else what they should want in life?

How am I insulting people, I have said this and continue to say this. I love the real jock community and their support would be the greatest thing ever, I would really appreciate it if you guys could vote for me. Thank you.

sorry for the delay in awarding you your award of merit, but there has been a recent surplus of threads that have achieved zero value and my attentions were elsewhere. again, sorry for the delay and congratulations!

[quote][cite]alltherage said[/cite]How am I insulting people, I have said this and continue to say this. I love the real jock community and their support would be the greatest thing ever, I would really appreciate it if you guys could vote for me. Thank you.

Wow, you demand help while being rude to people...then you cajole them because you didn't get what you wanted... you want someone you have never met to be your "BFF"... then you call her a bitch ...then you "love everything about her".. you are desperate to be famous for no reason... Congratulations, you ARE Paris Hilton.

I'll be honest and say i'm annoyed by gays who want to be, or be friends with people like Paris just because she is "rich, powerful, and blonde".

I'm on the road to become my own rich, powerful, and blonde self. =)

Paris or Britney won't make you wealthy or famous by the way, even if you did win this contest.

Awww poor you, lets get you into a bear costume...

Trust me you'll thank me for not clicking later

I think we will instead start a petition to keep you OFF the show - LOL! Even Paris knows how to ask nicely...sheeeeesh!

AMT87 saidAwww poor you, lets get you into a bear costume...

Don't be knockin' bear costumes!

That face pretty much sums up my thoughts on this thread.

Squarejaw said]Don't be knockin' bear costumes!

Sorry babe I thought you were a mouse


Incidentally do you mind if I call you Mr. Biggles

AMT87 saidIncidentally do you mind if I call you Mr. Biggles

You know you're old when you can't tell if the young 'uns are insulting you or not.

Squarejaw saidYou know you're old when you can't tell if the young 'uns are insulting you or not.

http://teeshah.vodpod.com/video/25510-south-park-mr-biggles

Watch and understand


and I very seldom find bears attractive so I'd take it as some kind of compliment. That said I wouldn't be the person to ask, if any one has trouble getting my jokes it's me

AMT87 said[quote][cite]Squarejaw said[/cite]You know you're old when you can't tell if the young 'uns are insulting you or not.

http://teeshah.vodpod.com/video/25510-south-park-mr-biggles

Watch and understand


and I very seldom find bears attractive so I'd take it as some kind of compliment. That said I wouldn't be the person to ask, if any one has trouble getting my jokes it's me [/quote]

i dont see him as a bear at all.

More like um...a leather man...in chaps..who needs to punish me..ermm..LOL

AMT87 saidIncidentally do you mind if I call you Mr. Biggles

Okay, but you have to show up in a limo.

alltherage saidI kn ow it may have no substance but its my choice and its something I want, why oh why cant you guys just help me out. It does'nt take much, just a god damn click. But for you I bet you would want the world. There are many examples of gays being selfish towards one another but I just dont have time. Help me out and click vote dammit. Im begging you please, I really want to be on this show.

hahahahahaha

"HOW YOU DOIN!!!!!" If you don't know who Wendy Williams is you won't understand

thanks guys for your urm support!!!

alltherage said thanks guys for your urm support!!!

why do you keep attempting to bump this

You should ask nicely when you want something from people and if you need to ask again; ask again, nicely.

Can you guys please vote for me, please and thank you.

no

That would be a Hell to the NO! We really shouldn't be telling the youth of America that you don't need to be intelligent, hard working and educated to make it. Paris and the rest of the "Do Nothing" celebrity crowd promote the idea that all you need is a sex scandal, drunken public behavior, a DUI, public feuds over who's fucking who's ex and you can be an incredible success! That being said, I do not think that she is bad person, but I do think that she is the very last person on earth who should be celebrated, emulated or even acknowledged by the media.

The argument that she is "clever" for making a brand out of herself for doing nothing does not speak to her intelligence so much as it speaks to the stupidity of those that follow her every move. The only smart people this equation are the media for exploiting the obvious mental deficiency of a large chunk of the population.

I couldn't find the video clip, but this is her legacy. http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/sweet_16/episode/episode.jhtml?episodeId=99223

Even if i were going to vote for you, you're approach was completely wrong. You can't call people selfish then expect them to turn around and do a selfless act. That's like telling someone how stupid and idiotic they are then asking them to do you homework for you.

Even though you tried to do damage control later in the forum the first post and the title of your forum is a turn off.

Besides all that, your underwear is ugly.

McGay saidBesides all that, your underwear is ugly.

I love you McGay!

AMT87 said

Thank you! Simply one of the most brilliant episodes of South Park ever!

You have a little attitude problem and my vote goes to someone with good attitude.

you guys are just mean, and we wonder why gays are targeted and hated. And believe me if i was some clean cut white boy all the votes would pour in, well you know what.

Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? [bNo[/b]

Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? No

Well now's your chance to bypass the bourgeois because Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend, and she's set her sites on you! MTV is giving the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or guy who has what takes to become Paris Hilton's new BFF...

Pathetic. I'm sure being her "new best friend" would mean she treats you like shit on national television and you just end up being famous for being a GIANT DOUCHE for not standing up for yourself, all to be "famous."

you're mad campy and flagrant, but less annoying and predictable than the lets keep it PC crowd...you get my vote

All this thread can remind me of is my 15 year old cousin, who I spent some time with at Christmas. I think the only phrases I heard her use the entire 4 days we were together were: "Everyone is so mean to me! Why is everyone so mean to me? It's so unfair!" And every time, I really just wanted to say: "Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

If I was looking for someone, this thread in particular would make a pretty strong argument to not date someone around 20. (And sorry in advance to all of the mature early 20 something's reading this. You guys are great).

On second thought, you have my vote. I read the rest of your posts on here and I can say with supreme confidence that you are perfect reality television material. You'll be RJ's answer to The Surreal Life.

alltherage saidy And believe me if i was some clean cut white boy all the votes would pour in, well you know what.

At the risk of sounding racist

If you were some some clean cut white boy you'd have a farther who would have beat some life ambition other than being a C-list celebrity bimbo's lap dog, before shipping you off to Military school

alltherage saidyou guys are just mean, and we wonder why gays are targeted and hated. And believe me if i was some clean cut white boy all the votes would pour in, well you know what.

This topic is really trying my patience. My Black and Latino genes are crying for me to answer your whining in terms that you'll understand; but for your own good. Like my momma used to say, "You wanna ack like foo' I'll treat you like a foo'."

Can I take my vote back?

terra22 saidI'll be honest and say i'm annoyed by gays who want to be, or be friends with people like Paris just because she is "rich, powerful, and blonde".

I'm on the road to become my own rich, powerful, and blonde self. =)

Paris or Britney won't make you wealthy or famous by the way, even if you did win this contest.

Right... I mean... i've been rich... powerful... and blonde... but not a sh!tty mess like Paris or Britney.

Seriously, can someone just take one for the team and euthanize this kid? I'd pay well and I'd throw in a double cheesburger if you could take care of Paris Hilton while you're at it.

The big question is WHY? You say you want to get famous by being her NEW BFF, but isn't a bff someone you DON'T drop like a sac of used tampons just cuz they don't agree with you or you have a fight?

Also, you don't really think that you will actually get famous through this do you? I am more the 99.9% sure that if something like this makes it onto TV or the papers, whoever "wins" (gotta chuckle at that word for this) will NOT be refered to by their name, but more likely as "that person that hangs around Paris".

Sharks have fish that hang around them too, ask someone the name (lampray I believe) and most will not be able to tell you what the fish is called (lampray). This will be pretty much the same thing.

Sorry, I can't bring myself to help another person debase themself just for the pleasure (and profit) of a celebutard like Paris.

Freakyninjamonkey said
Sharks have fish that hang around them too, ask someone the name (lampray I believe) and most will not be able to tell you what the fish is called (lampray). This will be pretty much the same thing.
.

There are two typical candidates. Remoras, the ones that actually attach themselves to sharks and large rays and clean up the scraps and pilot fish, the little black and white striped guys that swim along and do the same thing. And yes, your analogy is perfect.

Do you really think that whomever wins this stupid contest is going to be a friend of Paris'? If so, you are a moron. There was a reality show on a couple years ago "I Want to be a Hilton". The contestants had to jump through hoops to please the head Hilton bimbo (Kathy). I'll bet the girl who won it has killed herself by now.

RBY71 said[quote][cite]Freakyninjamonkey said[/cite]
Sharks have fish that hang around them too, ask someone the name (lampray I believe) and most will not be able to tell you what the fish is called (lampray). This will be pretty much the same thing.
.

There are two typical candidates. Remoras, the ones that actually attach themselves to sharks and large rays and clean up the scraps and pilot fish, the little black and white striped guys that swim along and do the same thing. And yes, your analogy is perfect. [/quote]

See case in point. I love sharks and even I forget the name of the fish that hang around them lol.

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ROFL!

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OMG... that is a GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but this is some funny sh!t right here!!!! YES IT IS!!!!!!

jprichva saidDo you think when she goes to France that Paris Hilton stays at the Paris Hilton? And wouldn't that be confusing when she calls for reservations?

brrrrringg: " 'Allo? Paris Hilton."

"No, you're not Paris Hilton, I'm Paris Hilton."

"Oui, mademoiselle, Paris Hilton. Ici."

"YOU see? What do you see?"

"Pardonnez, mademoiselle?"

"Let's start over, m'kay?"

"D'accord. Paris Hilton...."

Too bad Abbott and Costello are dead.

I would so give my left nut to see that.

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I want one, please. And do you have those Gay cards too? Coz they repossessed my Man card.

mtv stars dont just vanish if you notice and you have got to be smart enough to get deals while the shows on air. ever heard of publicity..................

I think I just caught crabs looking at that video.

Bollocks! And here I was all ready to explain how I used to be all about helping people out and then had five bajillion people walk all over me and just got sick of it. And then its SPAM. Salty, gross, lacking any real substance. SPAM, yeah, so, it was great in WWII, but then so was Sulfa pills and the A Bomb.

So to continue ranting, people not helping you has nothing to do w/ your race. I would equally be disgusted if a "cut white boy" posted this. And if I new you in person, I would most likely mock you to your face.

I fart in your general direction!

Lewis Black: "Paris Hilton with her droopy eyed, dopey stroke-like smirk."

Paris smells like fritos.

wassupunk saidParis smells like fritos.

Funny... the same has been said about Moo-riah Carey.

While I can respect Paris for her money making...is acumen the proper word here?...I wouldn't piss up her ass if her guts were on fire. She and her ilk are quite symbolic of much of what is wrong with our country in terms of priorities from a civic/social standpoint.

The Superficial Friends: Paris Hilton Trial

just mean, shes a person too with feelings. She has to put on a show, thats what she does. don't scrutinize her for doing her job.

uhh.. stop bumping this.

heres a nice little eye opener encourages you to stop bumping this

your total votes = 255
the current leader http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy = 377121

"shes a person too with feelings"

debatable

youngkid saiduhh.. stop bumping this.

heres a nice little eye opener encourages you to stop bumping this

your total votes = 255
the current leader http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy = 377121

Actually the requirements are be 21 to 30. but look 21-24. and benjy looks really old for his age. Another one is that alot of people are using automatic votes to cheat, and i'd rather do it the old fashioned way...

GOOD NEW YOU GUYS,,,,,,,,,,,,,IM SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY SIT STILL.

Starting with an insult, all caps and a string of exclamation points? You have to be joking. You basically just dropped a turd in the public pool you just called a community.

Why should we vote for you? Just because you really really want it? That's hardly a reason. Just because you want something really bad doesn't mean you get to have it.

You say 'the community' is selfish but then use it promote your own famewhoring and starfucking. You realize the entire effort has 'no substance' but then chide us for not having the substance to vote for you.

I'm totally confused.